1. When people don't understand how awesome you actually are.
2. When you feel like you're permanently living in shade.
3. When people accuse you of throwing shade, even though you weren't.
4. When people say your man is only with you to take advantage of your fame.
(That's simply not true.)
5. When the romaine lettuces come out of the oven, and you just want to eat them all, but you know you shouldn't.
6. When all the girls are fighting, and it's up to you to be the peacemaker, always.
7. When you have to spend so much money on waterproof mascara.
8. When you look hot on your wedding day, except for that one piece of missing finger.
9. When you get upset, and you binge on popped air.
10. When another hotwife throws a charity pool party, and you're expected to go.
11. When you're dressed as a mermaid at your pool party, and everyone else shows up as a mermaid too.
12. When you want to frown sometimes, but you know you can't, because botox.
13. When your servants call you by your first name.
14. When you have to deal with a lot of jealous women.
15. When you have to remain perfect at all times, and it's such hard work.
16. But then you realize that, despite your struggles, you're still better than everyone else.
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