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How Zoidberg Are You?

A little, a lot, or fully fledged decapodian?

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  1. 1. Ever feel that you can't do anything right?

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    Oh God, constantly.
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    Quite a lot of the time
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    Sometimes, but I mostly get things right.
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    No, I'm awesome.
  2. 2. And when you do mess up, do you deal with it well?

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    No, I fall to pieces. Why am I such a failure?
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    It sometimes upsets me.
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    I learn from it and move forward.
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    I just told you, I don't mess up.
  3. 3. Do you ever take it upon yourself to get to the bottom of a mystery?

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    Yes. I'm basically Sherlock.
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    No, I'd screw up so why try?
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    Only if I have some genuine insight
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    No, why would I?
  4. 4. How is your grasp of human biology?

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    Yes of course. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "Brglrrlbrgll"
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    It's okay.
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    I like to think it's pretty good- but really...
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    It's actually very good.
  5. 5. Do you enjoy the freedom of being naked?

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    Oh yeah. Let it all out and let it jiggle.
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    Yes... If I'm alone in the house.
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    No, it makes me sort of uncomfortable.
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    Nope. I'm a never nude.
  6. 6. Love getting new clothes?

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    There's nothing better. I wish I could afford more.
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    Yeah, it's a nice feeling.
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    If I need new clothes.
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    I wear clothes until they physically fall apart. THEN I buy new ones.
  7. 7. Are you prone to one-upping others?

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    Yes! It's not like I have many talents or opportunities to do it.
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    Sometimes.
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    Only if someone is showing off obnoxiously.
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    Nah, I'll let them get on with it.
  8. 8. How do you feel if someone takes credit for something you've done.

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    MAY DEATH FIND THEM SWIFTLY.
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    It really irritates me and I'll show it.
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    It's annoying.
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    I'll get over it.
  9. 9. Are you sometimes overly critical?

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    Oh yeah.
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    Infrequently.
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    I'll think it, but I won't say anything.
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    No! That would be so rude.
  10. 10. How do you feel about dating?

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    I'm hopeless.
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    I'm not that great.
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    It generally goes okay.
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    I'm Casanova.
  11. 11. Do you take pride in your home?

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    Absolutely.
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    Yes, quite a lot.
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    Not really.
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    It's just a place to sleep.
  12. 12. Ever get frustrated with the way the world treats you?

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    The world is out to get me.
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    Yeah quite a lot.
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    I sometimes do.
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    The world is an alright place and, when I meet obstacles, I don't let them get to me.
  13. 13. How needy are you?

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    Please love me. Just one hug.
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    Maybe a little. It's nice to feel valued.
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    I don't need others' approval to feel good about myself.
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    Ha! People are lucky I honour them with my time.
  14. 14. Prone to a little sassback?

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    I can be.
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    A lot of the time.
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    Not often.
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    Not all.
  15. 15. Do you lose things often?

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    I have no idea where most of my things are.
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    I lose a lot of stuff.
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    Occasionally
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    A place for everything and everything in it's place.
  16. 16. Do you ever feel left out by your friends?

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    All the damn time.
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    Quite a lot.
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    Not really.
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    I'm the centre of the group.
  17. 17. Are you savvy with your finances?

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    Every investment screws me over and I constantly make poor financial choices.
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    My finances are a bit of a mess.
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    I try to be careful. Things are pretty okay.
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    I'm hyper-organised with my money.
  18. 18. Do you run away from your problems?

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    Every time.
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    Quite a lot.
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    Only when things are really bad. I know it doesn't really help.
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    I face them head on. Running away doesn't solve anything.
  19. 19. Ever consider a career in comedy?

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    It's my dream job.
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    It'd be really cool.
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    I've thought about it, but not really.
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    God no. I'd hate it.
  20. 20. How are your dance moves?

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    I'm one smooth mover.
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    I have some moves I break out occasionally.
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    I'm enthusiastic but terrible.
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    There are an number of infinite universes with an infinite number mes. And in none of them am I dancing.
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