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Only "Veep" Super Fans Can Match These Quotes To The Characters

"Every time I see him, I hear circus music."

I think every single human in the world would agree that Veep is an all-time-great-level show. But do you know which characters said these lines?

  1. "I will destroy you in ways that are so creative, they will honor me for it at the Kennedy Center."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's Selina!

    She says this to Jonah.

  2. "He's got ice in his semen."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's Ben!

    He says this to Selina, about Kent.

  3. "Hello, Leon. It's always good to see the most left-swiped face on Tinder."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's Amy!

  4. "Ah, Leon. Woodward minus Bernstein plus Propecia."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's Selina!

    Poor Leon.

  5. "If you burst into tears, stay away from this dress."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's Amy!

    She says this to Dan.

  6. "All this melodrama really explains your three divorces."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's Kent!

    He says this to Ben.

  7. "Every time I see him, I hear circus music."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's Selina!

    She says this about Pierce.

  8. "You've been taking fashion advice from a man who dresses like an overgrown ventriloquist dummy."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's Marjorie!

    She says this to Selina, about Gary.

  9. And, "You're the world's biggest single-celled organism."

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's Ben!

    He says this to Jonah.

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