Posted on May 25, 2021

24 Outfits The "Teens" Wear In "Twilight," Ranked By How Much A Teenager Would Never Wear Them

Edward, honey, stop with the peacoats.

Hope Lasater

by Hope Lasater

BuzzFeed Staff

24. Let's start with this fairly ordinary outfit Edward wears. I feel like there are some teens out there who would wear this.

Edward wearing jeans, a long-sleeve shirt, and a jacket

Edward wearing jeans, a long-sleeve shirt, and a jacket

23. Emmett's jeep look has soooooooo many top layers.

Emmett wearing sneakers, pants, a shirt, a sweatshirt, and a winter vest

Emmett wearing sneakers, pants, a shirt, a sweatshirt, and a winter vest

22. Bella's outfit when she arrives in Forks is bad, but it's not, like, lethal.

Bella wearing jeans, a long-sleeve shirt, and a short-sleeve button up on top

21. Okay, so with the jacket, this is laughably too old, but without the jacket, Jasper's dressed like a kid who dresses up for school.

Jasper wearing a winter coat and a shoulder bag

Jasper wearing big jeans, and a button-up shirt under a sweater

20. I really hate Bella's prom outfit, but it's certainly not adult.

Bella wearing a midi dress, leggings, one sneaker and one boot cast, and she's holding a small jacket

Bella wearing a midi dress, leggings, one sneaker and one boot cast, and a small jacket

19. This all-white assault on the senses from Emmett unfortunately feels somewhat "popular high school boy."

Emmett wearing sneakers I think, jeans, a t-shirt, and a sweatshirt on top

Emmett wearing sneakers I think, jeans, a t-shirt, and a sweatshirt on top

18. I do not understand why Bella's clothes are like this here, because how are her hands that cold but no other part of her body needs winter clothing?

Bella wearing jeans, a shirt, a light jacket, a backpack, and huge mittens

Bella wearing jeans, a shirt, a light jacket, a backpack, and huge mittens

17. An artsy teen would definitely wear this Rosalie outfit.

Rosalie wearing pants, a button-up, a blazer, and a winter hat

16. That artsy teen's best friend would wear this Alice outfit.

Alice wearing jeans, an ill-fitting winter jacket, a necklace, and a totebag

15. If Jasper were meant to be 27, this would be fine.

Jasper wears jeans and a zip-up sweater

14. Edward wears a version of this peacoat outfit multiple times throughout the movie. It succeeds in highlighting the alarming age difference between Bella and Edward.

Edward wearing jeans, a button-up, and a peacoat

Edward wearing jeans, a button-up, and a peacoat

13. Again, teens love layers.

Edward wearing pants, a shirt, a sweater, a jacket, and sunglasses

12. Jasper's fully done-up white jacket makes him look totz normal.

Jasper wearing jeans and a fully-done-up coat

Jasper wearing jeans and a fully-done-up coat

11. Emmett's baseball attire forces me to genuinely ask: What is going on?

Emmett wearing a velour tracksuit and a backwards baseball hat

Emmett wearing a velour tracksuit and a backwards baseball hat

10. I hate this outfit Rosalie's wearing. I absolutely hate it.

Rosalie sitting and wearing a long-sleeve shirt, a scarf, a necklace, and a winter hat

9. Alice is dressed like how I imagine an art teacher would dress when going to the movie theater.

Alice wearing pants, a flowy shirt, a vest, and a necklace

8. This is hard to look at. Bracelets over a cardigan? Come on, Alice.

Alice wearing flats, leggings, a dress, a cardigan with bracelets on top, and a necklace

Alice wearing flats, leggings, a dress, a cardigan with bracelets on top, and a necklace

7. Rosalie's outfit in the baseball scene does not sit well with me, but it wouldn't define my week if I saw a 16-year-old wearing it.

Rosalie wearing sneakers, long socks, baseball pants, a long-sleeve shirt, a winter vest, gloves, and a baseball hat

Rosalie wearing sneakers, long socks, baseball pants, a long-sleeve shirt, a winter vest, gloves, and a baseball hat

6. WHAT TEEN LOOKS LIKE THIS?

Alice wearing pants, a pullover sweater, and another sweater underneath

Alice wearing pants, a pullover sweater, and another sweater underneath, and a winter coat

5. Alice's cardigan (sweater?) and flats combo just screams youth.

Alice wearing flats, jeans, and a sweater or cardigan with embroidery

4. This look on Rosalie is...awful. It makes me feel weird.

Rosalie wearing heels, jeans, a shirt, jacket, gloves, and a necklace

Rosalie wearing heels, jeans, a shirt, jacket, gloves, and a necklace

3. I can barely see what Rosalie's wearing here, but I can see enough to know it's so far from what a high schooler would voluntarily own.

Rosalie wears small heels, pants, a shirt, and what looks like a blazer

Rosalie wears small heels, pants, a shirt, and what looks like a blazer

2. Alice's vest ensemble. Dear god.

Alice wearing flats, jeans, a blouse, a vest, and a shawl, plus a necklace

Alice wearing flats, jeans, a blouse, a vest, and a shawl, plus a necklace

1. And finally, if Rosalie is attempting to pass as a minor, why in the world is she wearing, like, a blazer, a scarf, and heels in the cafeteria?

Rosalie wearing heels, big jeans, a buttoned blazer, a scarf, and a big necklace

Rosalie wearing heels, big jeans, a buttoned blazer, a scarf, and a big necklace

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