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24 Outfits The "Teens" Wear In "Twilight," Ranked By How Much A Teenager Would Never Wear Them

Edward, honey, stop with the peacoats.

24. Let's start with this fairly ordinary outfit Edward wears. I feel like there are some teens out there who would wear this.

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23. Emmett's jeep look has soooooooo many top layers.

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22. Bella's outfit when she arrives in Forks is bad, but it's not, like, lethal.

Bella wearing jeans, a long-sleeve shirt, and a short-sleeve button up on top
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21. Okay, so with the jacket, this is laughably too old, but without the jacket, Jasper's dressed like a kid who dresses up for school.

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20. I really hate Bella's prom outfit, but it's certainly not adult.

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The dress is fine enough, it's the leggings and the small jacket I can't stand.

19. This all-white assault on the senses from Emmett unfortunately feels somewhat "popular high school boy."

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18. I do not understand why Bella's clothes are like this here, because how are her hands that cold but no other part of her body needs winter clothing?

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17. An artsy teen would definitely wear this Rosalie outfit.

Rosalie wearing pants, a button-up, a blazer, and a winter hat
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16. That artsy teen's best friend would wear this Alice outfit.

Alice wearing jeans, an ill-fitting winter jacket, a necklace, and a totebag
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15. If Jasper were meant to be 27, this would be fine.

Jasper wears jeans and a zip-up sweater
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14. Edward wears a version of this peacoat outfit multiple times throughout the movie. It succeeds in highlighting the alarming age difference between Bella and Edward.

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This is the peacoat of a killer, Bella.

13. Again, teens love layers.

Edward wearing pants, a shirt, a sweater, a jacket, and sunglasses
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12. Jasper's fully done-up white jacket makes him look totz normal.

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11. Emmett's baseball attire forces me to genuinely ask: What is going on?

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I get that the vampires are alone and therefore don't have to look like teens in this scene, but still.

10. I hate this outfit Rosalie's wearing. I absolutely hate it.

Rosalie sitting and wearing a long-sleeve shirt, a scarf, a necklace, and a winter hat
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Also, WHY IS THERE A BANANA FACE DOWN ON THE TABLE?

9. Alice is dressed like how I imagine an art teacher would dress when going to the movie theater.

Alice wearing pants, a flowy shirt, a vest, and a necklace
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Again, WHY IS THERE A BANANA FACE DOWN ON THE TABLE?

8. This is hard to look at. Bracelets over a cardigan? Come on, Alice.

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7. Rosalie's outfit in the baseball scene does not sit well with me, but it wouldn't define my week if I saw a 16-year-old wearing it.

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6. WHAT TEEN LOOKS LIKE THIS?

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5. Alice's cardigan (sweater?) and flats combo just screams youth.

Alice wearing flats, jeans, and a sweater or cardigan with embroidery
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4. This look on Rosalie is...awful. It makes me feel weird.

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3. I can barely see what Rosalie's wearing here, but I can see enough to know it's so far from what a high schooler would voluntarily own.

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2. Alice's vest ensemble. Dear god.

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1. And finally, if Rosalie is attempting to pass as a minor, why in the world is she wearing, like, a blazer, a scarf, and heels in the cafeteria?

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And her hair is waaaayyyy too done.

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