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    31 Jokes From "The Office" That Don't Need Michael Scott To Be Amazing

    "I feel God in this Chili's tonight."

    1. When Jim and Dwight threw Kelly a birthday party.

    Jim says, What is that and points to a banner that reads, It is your birthday, and Dwight says, It's a statement of fact
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    2. When Gabe was smooth as hell.

    Toby asks, Do you know her last name yet, Gabe says, Toby, I'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow, because she's gonna be screaming it tonight, and Toby asks, She's gonna be screaming her own last name
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    3. When Kelly explained her professional growth in her interview to become the new manager.

    Kelly says, Well, I manage my department, and I’ve been doing that for several years now, and, god, I’ve learned a lot of life lessons along the way, Jim says, Your department’s just you, right, and Kelly says, Yes Jim, but I am not easy to manage
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    4. When Creed wanted to set Jim up with his daughter, but Jim said he was engaged to Pam.

    Creed says, I thought you were gay, Jim asks, Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter, and Creed says, I don’t know
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    5. When Darryl really wanted to focus on Andy's musical.

    Darryl says to Michael, Shh, if we don’t listen to the overture, we won’t recognize the musical themes when they come back later
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    6. When Creed had some sort of plan with Pam and Michael's old chairs.

    Creed says, When Pam gets Michael’s old chair, I get Pam’s old chair, then I’ll have two chairs, only one to go
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    7. When Pam stood up to the office about her work.

    Pam says, I doubled my sales last month, Andy asks, Oh, really, from what, 2 to 4, and Pam in a talking head says, Yup
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    8. When Jim learned Dwight's date to the dinner party used to be Dwight's babysitter.

    Jim says, Would you write down your email because I have just so many questions, Dwight's babysitter date asks, Email, and Jim says, Never mind
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    9. When the men's room symbol outraged Creed.

    Michael says, Someone complained that the men’s room is whites only, Stanley, you know that’s not true, Stanley says, I didn’t say that and Creed says, Then why is there a picture of a white man on the door
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    10. When Dwight unpacked why he wanted to have periods.

    Dwight says, I wish I could menstruate, If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore, I’d just be able to count down from my previous cycle, plus, I’d be more in tune with the moon and the tides
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    11. When Kelly discussed death after hearing about Kevin's possible skin cancer diagnosis.

    Kelly says, I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died, that was the saddest funeral ever, that and my sister’s
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    12. When Creed wanted to get into worms after Michael fell into the koi pond.

    Michael says, I could get a fish for a 5 cent worm, and Creed says, Oh, you're paying way too much for worms, man, who's your worm guy
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    13. When Jan wasn't in a place to chat at David Wallace's party.

    Karen says, Hey, Jan, and Jan replies, Not too good
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    14. When Dwight got ready to "run through" Jim.

    As Dwight runs in place and Jim says, What are you doing, are you really revving up, you know that doesn't work
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    15. When Kelly was furious at Ryan when he returned to Scranton after dumping her.

    Ryan says, Do you have a question, Kelly, and Kelly says, Yeah, I have a lot of questions, number one how dare you
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    16. When Creed misunderstood what happens with a jinx.

    Robert California and Creed both ask, How old, and Creed says, Jinx, buy me some coke
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    17. When Pam had her priorities straight at the dinner party.

    Pam says, I don't care what they say about me, I just want to eat
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    18. When Nellie wanted to be friends with Darryl and get tacos.

    Nellie says, For two tacos, we probably need about, what, $20, or, and Darryl looks at her
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    19. When Creed just wanted to scuba.

    Creed says, If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about, what am I working toward
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    20. When Kelly's had an emergency.

    Meredith says, I thought you're not supposed to wear white to a wedding, Kelly says, I know, but there was an emergency, and then, in a talking head, she says, I look really good in white
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    21. When Dwight made a case for the letter 'R.'

    Dwight says, R is among the most menacing of sounds, that's why they call it murder and not mukduk
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    22. When there was a break-in and Oscar's laptop was stolen.

    Kevin says, Yeah, well, they stole my surge protector, Oscar says, How does that even compare, and Kevin says, Oscar, I'm now going to be prone to surges
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    23. When Jim couldn't keep up with his lie.

    Jim says, Oh, my apartment's on fire, Pam says, Flooded, and Jim says, Flooded
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    24. When Ryan declared his love for Kelly after she got a great new boyfriend.

    Ryan says, I know that I haven't always treated you the way that you, for whatever reason, feel you deserve to be treated
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    25. When Creed would not let anyone mess with him after the office was broken in to.

    Creed says, Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it, the last person to do this disappeared, his name, Creed Bratton
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    26. When Jim and Robert California discussed nature.

    Robert California says, Jim, would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor, Jim says, Oh, god, nature, please, and Robert California says, When two animals are having sex
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    27. When Kelly explained her pro-cupcake stance.

    Kelly says, I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake
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    28. When Pam won Whitest Sneakers Dundie.

    Pam says, Finally, I want to thank God, because God gave me this Dundie, and I feel God in this Chili's tonight
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    29. When Creed kind of created a language when he was manager.

    Creed says, Find out what language this is and then makes unintelligible noises
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    30. When Dwight missed Jim after he moved to Stamford.

    Dwight cries, Jim is gone, he's gone, I miss him so much, oh, I cry myself to sleep, Jim then he stops pretending to cry and says, False, I do not miss him
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    31. And finally, when the office unpacked 'who vs. whom.'

    Stanley asks, How did Ryan use it, as an object, Ryan says, As an object and Kelly says, Ryan used me as an object
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