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    All The Songs From Taylor Swift's New Album "Evermore," Unpacked And Ranked

    I mean, we all love "No Body, No Crime."

    As I'm sure you know because you presumably live on Earth, Taylor Swift just released her ninth album, Evermore.

    So, naturally, we had to dissect and rank the songs. Who is this "we?"

    Kayla Harrington: Hello, all! My name is Kayla and I’ve been a Swiftie since the simple days of "Love Story." I love every T-Swift album and I’m so excited to share my thoughts on Evermore with you! Before we begin please note I don’t think any of these songs are "bad," I simply hold some songs in a higher regard than others. I consider the album as a whole a stunning work of art.

    Hope Lasater: Taylor Swift's music makes me cry tears of every emotion, and Evermore is next-level. I cannot wait to talk about it. Life was a willow and it bent right to this album's wind.

    Hannah Marder: According to Spotify, I was in the top 0.5% of Taylor Swift listeners this year, so I'm not here to play around.

    Off we go!

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    "Willow" written over the "Evermore" album cover

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    "Champagne Problems" written over the "Evermore" album cover

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    "Gold Rush" written over the "Evermore" album cover

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    "'Tis the Damn Season" written over the "Evermore" album cover

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    "Tolerate It" written over the "Evermore" album cover

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    "No Body, No Crime (feat HAIM)" written over the "Evermore" album cover

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    "Happiness" written over the "Evermore" album cover

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    "Coney Island (feat The National)" written over the "Evermore" album cover

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    "Ivy" written over the "Evermore" album cover

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    "Cowboy Like Me" written over the "Evermore" album cover

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    "Long Story Short" written over the "Evermore" album cover

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    "Marjorie" written over the "Evermore" album cover

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    "Closure" written over the "Evermore" album cover

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    So, to sum it up, here are our full rankings!

    Kayla Harrington:

    1. "'Tis the Damn Season"
    2. "No Body, No Crime (feat. HAIM)"
    3. "Dorothea"
    4. "Marjorie"
    5. "Evermore (feat. Bon Iver)"
    6. "Willow"
    7. "Ivy"
    8. "Tolerate It"
    9. "Champagne Problems"
    10. "Gold Rush"
    11. "Happiness"
    12. “Long Story Short”
    13. "Closure"
    14. "Cowboy Like Me"
    15. "Coney Island (feat. The National)"

    Hope Lasater:

    1. "Tolerate It"
    2. "Cowboy Like Me"
    3. "Champagne Problems"
    4. "No Body, No Crime (feat. HAIM)"
    5. "Marjorie"
    6. "Happiness"
    7. "Gold Rush"
    8. "'Tis the Damn Season"
    9. "Willow"
    10. "Ivy"
    11. "Evermore (feat. Bon Iver)"
    12. "Coney Island (feat. The National)"
    13. "Long Story Short"
    14. "Dorothea"
    15. "Closure"

    Hannah Marder:

    1. "Champagne Problems"
    2. "No Body, No Crime (feat. HAIM)"
    3. "Marjorie"
    4. "Long Story Short"
    5. "Happiness"
    6. "Dorothea"
    7. "Tolerate It"
    8. "Willow"
    9. "Ivy"
    10. "Evermore (feat. Bon Iver)"
    11. "Coney Island (feat. The National)"
    12. "Gold Rush"
    13. "'Tis the Damn Season"
    14. "Cowboy Like Me"
    15. "Closure"