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    63 One-Star Movie Reviews On Amazon That Are Spectacularly Unnecessary

    "Can't stand Hugh Grant, movie slow, but great for insomnia!!" –an Amazon customer about Notting Hill.

    1. The Silence of the Lambs.

    Amy G has left an eponymous review that says, Misleading, not, single lamb
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    2. Fight Club.

    Yoon left a review called Wrong movie that says, When I play the movie, it was different movie called Never been kissed, It has Fight Club on the cover, Once i fastforwad it plays Fight Club, I am very upset, did you copy Fight Club over Never been kissed
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    3. Get Out.

    Amazon Customer left a review called Watched it 10 times that says, Horrible movie watched it like 10 timez
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    4. All About Eve.

    Book lover left a review called Warning this movie is not about Eve from the Bible that says, My Bible group was upset, We thought this was about Eve from the Bible, Plus it was black and white But the DVD case is in color, False advertising all around
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    5. Dirty Dancing.

    G Franklin left a review called Needs more fighting that says, I was hoping Swayze would fight more
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    6. Schindler's List.

    David D. Bindner left a review called very minor collection not as advertised that says, This cd collection contains Less than 25 percent of andrew lloyd webers repretouir, I was dissappointed it was 100 minutes on 3 cds, it could have been on 1 cd
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    7. The Shape of Water.

    Gwenevere has left a review called No thanks that says, Turns out fish love just isn’t my thing, But more power to them, also really boring movie
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    8. Roman Holiday.

    Zachary Farmer left a review called One Star that says, I hate this version of the sound of music, No boobs at all
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    9. Parasite.

    THE SHIZNIT left an eponymous review that says, first half good, second half bad
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    10. Home Alone.

    JayBird left a review called Joe Pesci is the star that says, This movie doesnt hold up unless you need Pesci to reconnect you to the genre
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    11. Cinderella (1950).

    Nyats left a review called Old that says, Was expecting modern graphics
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    12. The Big Short.

    Thos Mann left a review called Not a good feeling that says, Left me feeling that I am gambling with my retirement savings, Not a good feeling
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    13. From Here to Eternity.

    Suzanne Thomas left a review called One Star that says, I thought it would show more of Hawaii, Still, a classic.
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    14. Gravity.

    Elizabeth left a review called Why does this DVD smell awful that says, Was this a used DVD that was just resealed, Why does it smell like an old woman, It smells so bad it's making my whole living room smell bad, I am very unhappy with this
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    15. The Wolf of Wall Street.

    im rick james left a review called BEWARE NOT A NATURE DOCUMENTARY that says, I figured with the title it was a documentary about how urbanization is affecting wildlife, but no it's about some scumbag that does a bunch of drugs and has a boat
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    16. Mean Girls.

    CL left an eponymous review that says, I dont care to write a reviev
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    17. The Bridge on the River Kwai.

    Timothy J Fitzpatrick left a review called One Star that says, Powerful men discussing a bridge for three hours
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    18. Back to the Future.

    JD left a review called What is the piont that says, Unrealistic why a kid hangs out with a doctor, So many other plot points, especially when they go back in time, Where does he get his money, why not tell his mom what is happening, would not recommend
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    19. Legally Blonde.

    rwx left an essentially eponymous review that says, Clueless at Harvard, this is silly male bashing which I did not find humorous, Vicious feminist victimology
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    20. The Sound of Music.

    Mallory left a review called One Star that says, Didn't know it was a musical
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    21. 12 Years a Slave.

    joseph sexton left a review called One Star that says, Good movie if they would leave out the BLASPHEMING
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    22. Apollo 13.

    David had left a review called Really, are you kidding me that says, What a disappointment, three guys yelling at each other in a small space capsule, would have been better off watching Scooby doo and the space martian
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    23. The Wizard of Oz.

    Linda Gibbs left a review called Didn't order that says, I love the movie but I did not order this
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    24. Cabaret.

    Cheryl L Welch left a review called Cabaret that says, I went to a Community Center a few years ago and their rendition was great, This not so much
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    25. Black Panther.

    Ale left a review called i buy it two months ago and i opened it that says, i buy it two months ago and i opened it until today and the movie wasnt there, its just an empty box
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    26. Fight Club again.

    Heather left a review called Not that great that says, I didn't particularly like it, Fight Club wasn't my type of movie, I finally understand what people are talking about when they say the first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club haha
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    27. Notting Hill.

    William E McNicholas has left a review called but great for insomnia that says, Can't stand Hugh Grant, movie slow, but great for insomnia
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    28. Die Hard.

    Mamadelsol left an essentially eponymous review that says, Not a Christmas movie
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    29. Citizen Kane.

    John F Shettle Sr at symbol left a review called One Star that says, I threw it in the trash
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    30. The Truman Show.

    Carol Weibley left a review called TERRIBLE MOVIE that says, If you go to Arizona State, you'll have to watch this for PUP200, I wouldn't recommend watching unless it's required
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    31. Fargo.

    C Curtis left a review called One Star that says, If you find this film funny, then there is something wrong with you
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    32. Inception.

    TapacUA left a review called too long and boring that says, Overprivileged Leonardo DeCrapio fights men caused global warming, why does he fly private jets in the movie, After 25 mins I fast forwarded, waste of time to watch dreams
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    33. Mary Poppins.

    Connie L left a review called One Star that says, Not as good when you're an adult
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    34. Bridesmaids.

    Katherin Clemmence left a review called More Hollywood garbage that says, Those who choose base subjects find refuge in them because of the feebleness of their talents
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    35. The Shining.

    Jason left a review called One Star that says, Sucked balls
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    36. Ghostbusters.

    Greg left a review called Not very good that says, The musical aspect got old, Great acting and not that great voice, Nothing too revealing as it seems to be the obvious points of Elton John's life anyone could read in the papers, Boring and too long
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    37. Titanic.

    Mike left a review called Awful that says, Its just awful, my heart cannot go on
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    38. Singin' in the Rain.

    dnparadice left a review called I hate it that says, Im glad for 2 things: I live in 2008 and they make movies with plots that are thicker than that, 2, I have now seen 1 musical so you cant say well you have never seen one when I say I hate musicals
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    39. Easy A.

    Kimberleigh Turner left a review called One Star that says, Watched it before I took a test, DID NOT GET AN A SHOULD HAVE STUDIED
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    40. Thelma & Louise.

    Rico Suave left a review called Women always steal plots that had men that says, This was a female version of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid but that was a classic, This was a joke, Get your own ideas ladies, stop trying to compete with men
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    41. Sleepless in Seattle.

    Tori left a review called One Star that says, Blah, this movie sickened me
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    42. Rebel Without a Cause.

    ty gilpin has left a review called One Star that says, I rooted for the parents, At least they got through the depression and WWII
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    43. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back.

    Jorge left a review called Ordered by accident that says, My baby was playing with the firestick controller and somehow he ordered it, I did not watch it since I already had it on Blue Ray
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    44. The Sixth Sense.

    Eric Majewski left a review called No sixth sense included that says, I have 6 senses, hearing, taste, sight, smell, and touch, If this movie is supposed to give you a sixth sense I got ripped off, Couldn't even find my sixth sense in the special features
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    45. Back to the Future again.

    Amazon Customer left a review called SCREW THE SYSTEM that says, I LOVE THIS MOVIE BUT I'M ONLY GIVING IT 1 STAR TO PROVE A POINT
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    46. Casablanca.

    Kayla left a review called One Star that says, booooring
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    47. Skyfall.

    Corey has left a review called Turrible that says, This movie was no bueno, Charles Barkley advises against watching this movie, It was too long, The silver Aston Martin was cool though
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    48. Little Miss Sunshine.

    Linda E left a review called Very old movie and not a good movie that says, I did not like this movie as this was the most disfunctional family I had ever seen, But my dog is named for this movie so I bought it to look at, Was a waste of my time
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    49. Cabaret again.

    Samantha Flores left a review called Wish I could get my five dollars back that says, I hated this movie and I didn't even get to finish it and I hate it
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    50. The Martian.

    Tom left a review called couldn't finish it that says, as soon as I realized it was a survival flick and would be a long boring movie, I was out, didn't feel like following this guy making video logs for four years
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    51. Nomadland.

    Sherry Harvey's review is called Are you kidding and it says, I'll say nothing, just like this movie did
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    52. When Harry Met Sally...

    Beth left a review called Deleted scene that says, The famous restaurant scene, you know the scene I mean, was deleted, I would not have rented had I known
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    53. Whiplash.

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    54. Lost in Translation.

    frances dye left a review called One Star that says, I've watched this so many times and love the subtlety of the movie, One of my all time favorites
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    55. A Star Is Born (2018).

    anonymous left a review called the worst that says, Please make it go away
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    56. 12 Angry Men.

    jennifer gallo left a review called Do not buy which says, The movie didn’t come in a case which I expected for a new item, It just came in an envelope
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    57. Zero Dark Thirty.

    Melanie Cooke left a review called I wasn't expecting a chick flick that says, A group of feisty gals were not the central force in finding Osama, made it unbelievable, of course many women were part of the team, but the movie exaggerates their role
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    58. The Truman Show again.

    Kindle Customer left a review called One Star that says, Domb
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    59. The Matrix.

    In 1999, Amazon Customer left a review called Save your money that says, This is bad, I don't mean bad in the sense of funky bad or some slang for good, A ridiculous plot, with some of the worst acting, dialogue that seems to be from bad Friends episodes
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    60. Fight Club again again.

    Orngrim left a review called One Star that says, This was just a really weird movie
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    61. It Happened One Night.

    CRYSTAL left a review called One Star that says, never saw it
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    62. Cast Away.

    luke rowley left a review called One star that says, This movie has 1 star, Tom Hanks, A legend, He lost a bunch of weight for this like an unhealthy amount, He should get all the awards and if you don't like this movie you should feel bad about your life
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    63. And finally, Slumdog Millionaire.

    meshal m y a m alali left a review called One Star that says, I don't like it
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    Bonus: this three-star review for The Princess Bride that I stumbled upon by mistake.

    George Vick left a review called Three Stars that says, CARY ELWEES WITH A MUSTACHE,
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    Special shoutout to comedian Joe Lycett and the podcast How Did This Get Made?  for definitely subliminally giving me this idea.