29 Real Ads Against Women's Suffrage That Make Me So Deeply Angry
"What is a Suffragette without a suffering household?"
1. Only older — and therefore unattractive — women are feminists. Absolutely. I cannot explain how much white-hot rage I feel looking at this.

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2. Oh no! If women vote, men will have wrinkled and messy clothes! Those are equivalent issues for sure!

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3. Ah, yes, the Cool Girl of 1915: I love to only cook and not have the ability to vote, lol, that's just me.

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4. Come on, selfish wenches. There are more important problems than your lack of fundamental rights.

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5. Men won't like you if you're a feminist. If I had a goddamn nickle.

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6. This women's rights nonsense is just a phase. Once you have a baby — your true purpose in life, obvi — you won't even remember that ballots exist.

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7. Women hate each other so much that the only way we could possibly discuss politics is by scratching each other's eyes out. It's true, my friend and I did this last year! I was the one in green.

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8. DOWN WITH THE MEN!!!!!!! SMUSH THEM!!!!!!!

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9. Hey, this is a fun idea! Let's put women in boxes and send them to "Devils Island," but let's make sure everyone knows to handle the package "with care."

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10. No, no, no, I take it back, I've got an even better idea. Let's full-on torture women.

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11. Oh, little old me? I don't need rights, I just need a nice boy.

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12. Men, if your wife gets the vote, she will automatically become tall and you will automatically become short. #science.

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13. Suffragettes are petulant, childish women throwing a fit. That's why men clearly aren't intimidated by them.

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14. Only women with "weird" noses want to vote.

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15. For real, they're all "uggos" who both hate men and crave husbands.

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16. We all know that if your girl child destroys a mirror, she will become a feminist. It's the classic scenario.

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17. The concept of women voting is so wicked, even the devil's like "hard pass."

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18. I don't know what to tell you, facts are facts. Voting equals being bad at painting a doorway.

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19. If women get the right to vote, they'll be sooooooooooo greedy, they'll want...moooooney! Quelle horreur.

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20. Feminism is bad for women. It makes little girls hold buckets while little boys watch and wear plaid hats.

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21. What's next??? Women sheriffs???

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22. Women judges??? But "her sentences are always easy."

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23. WOMEN MAYORS??? She'll show you the town if you foot the bill.

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24. Suffragettes don't deserve to have children. I can't think about this one too long. It's too much evil.

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25. Women who want to vote only want to vote because they've never touched someone else's mouth with their mouth. Seriously, the first time I kissed someone, boom, I no longer cared about who represented my district.

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26. Feminists just hate men because, at the end of the day, everything really is about men.

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27. Men are the center of it. They have to be.

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28. Because of the immense fragility of traditional masculinity.

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29. Oppose woman suffrage, because who will wash the dishes and raise the babies?

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