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1. Your wardrobe will double in size, but you'll never find what you want because she's already wearing it.
2. People constantly are confused about which one of you “wears the pants.”
3. When you kiss in public, it’s apparently a show for every straight man in the general vicinity.
4. Buy Drano in bulk. Your shower drain is a war zone. The enemy is hair.
5. You're wearing the same outfit and you both refuse to be the one who changes.
6. When you introduce your girlfriend, people assume she’s your “best buddy for life,” not “person I am actively sleeping with.”
7. No one is willing to kill the spider.
8. That bitch took your liquid eyeliner to work with her.
9. People assume you’re related, which is quite possibly the grossest thing that has ever happened to you.
10. Men have asked to watch.
11. She always has a hair tie if you lose yours.
12. You’ll fight over who gets to be Alex and who has to be Piper for Halloween this year.
13. “Are these your panties or mine?”
14. You had to meet online or a gay bar because, while it’s annoying that everyone assumes you’re straight, you probably would assume your partner is straight too.
15. You stick out like a sore thumb at Pride because you both find rainbow-print anything to be tacky.
16. Men ask you for a threesome.
17. One, or more, of your parents introduce you both as “really close roommates.”
18. At gay bars, butches get really excited, and then really disappointed, when you walk in holding hands.
19. When you talk about marriage, you fight over who gets to walk up the aisle and who has to wait at the altar.
20. An ex boyfriend from before you came out probably still doesn't get it.
21. In fact, some of your friends probably still don’t get it.
22. You know exactly the type of girl your partner is attracted to, therefore, you know exactly who to be jealous of.
23. One of you is a bridesmaid, and all the bridesmaids are getting matching gel french manicures.
24. "Who is going to lead the dance?"
25. "I'm so fat." "Stop it! I'm fat." "Okay."
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