Twilight + Twinks = Twinklight

I don't get the whole TWILIGHT thing. And I don't think I'll ever get the whole TWILIGHT thing, because I am not a teenage girl and/or a teenage girl trapped in a gay man's body. I also don't get the whole TWINK thing. And I don't think I'll ever get the whole TWINK thing, because I am not teenage gay and/or a teenage gay trapped in an older gay man's body. However, when you take TWINKS and throw in a little TWILIGHT, you get TWINKLIGHT (a.k.a.: the gay twink porn version of TWILIGHT). While I would never watch said movie, I do have to say that it manages to give me both HomoShame and HomoPride at the same time. And that my friends is something to sparkle about.

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