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10 Things You Know If You Love Hotels More Than Your Own Dang Home

Staying at Homewood Suites by Hilton is like having a sleepover with service.

1. The sheer amusement of exploring prospective hotels online.

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2. The breathlessly exciting moment of seeing your suite for the first time in real life.

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3. Actually wanting to shower so you can try out the soap, shampoo, and conditioner.

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4. Dat. Pool.

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5. Using clean towels that you don't have to pick up off the floor for once.

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6. Getting out of bed and knowing that an absolute pro is going to make it for you.

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7. Waking up to a *hot* breakfast that's on the house.

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8. Knowing that there's a fitness center...that you can totally use...if you want...which you might.

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9. Enjoying the complimentary snacks and drinks. Bottoms up, baby!!!!!

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10. Dreaming that this was your actual home while sleeping on that big, beautiful mattress.

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Why choose between home and hotel when you can get the best of both worlds at Homewood Suites?