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Paid PostPosted on Jun 8, 2018

10 Things You Know If You Love Hotels More Than Your Own Dang Home

Staying at Homewood Suites by Hilton is like having a sleepover with service.

1. The sheer amusement of exploring prospective hotels online.

In a Valley of Violence / Blumhouse Productions

2. The breathlessly exciting moment of seeing your suite for the first time in real life.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine / Fremulon

3. Actually wanting to shower so you can try out the soap, shampoo, and conditioner.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off / Paramount Pictures

4. Dat. Pool.

The Simpsons / 20th Century Fox Television

5. Using clean towels that you don't have to pick up off the floor for once.

Arrested Development / Imagine Television

6. Getting out of bed and knowing that an absolute pro is going to make it for you.

Inside Amy Schumer / So Easy Productions

7. Waking up to a *hot* breakfast that's on the house.

Sabrina the Teenage Witch / Viacom Productions

8. Knowing that there's a fitness center...that you can totally use...if you want...which you might.

The Eric Andrew Show / Abso Lutely Productions

9. Enjoying the complimentary snacks and drinks. Bottoms up, baby!!!!!

Wedding Crashers / Tapestry Films

10. Dreaming that this was your actual home while sleeping on that big, beautiful mattress.

Cinderella / Walt Disney Productions

Why choose between home and hotel when you can get the best of both worlds at Homewood Suites?