1. "Never draw on the wall, dear."

2. "Put your toys in the garage!"

3. "Never paint antique wood!"

4. "Definitely don't let the dog in your bed."
5. "Get your LEGOS off the counter!"

6. "Be conservative with colors. This isn't the circus!"

7. "Always throw away anything that is broken."

8. "Never mix patterns. It's disorienting!"

9. "Always put your suitcase away the day you get back or it will lie around forever."
