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17 Signs You're Not Enjoying August Because You're Too Damn Excited For Fall

Give. Me. Flannels.

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1. All you can think about are leggings and oversized sweaters.

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It's called fashion, look it up.

2. And you were already planning your Halloween costume during a 4th of July barbecue.

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Because it's important.

3. Back to school commercials secretly give you life.

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New semester, new pencils, new you.

4. Because TBH, your university is way more fun than your hometown.

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Oh look, casual high school acquaintances everywhere I fucking turn.

5. You play along when people complain about seeing Halloween candy in stores "already."

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"What? Oh yeah...let us enjoy our summer, Walgreens! You corporate jerks!" *buys family-sized bag of candy corn.*

6. And sand does not enthuse you.

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It's literally glass. What is the draw here?

7. You're craving a hot—and probably pumpkin flavored—latte.

Iced coffee just isn't the same.

8. In fact, you're craving pumpkin flavored everything.

Pumpkin pie, pumpkin bread, pumpkin tea, pumpkin cheesecake, pumpkin seeds, pumpkin ~life.~

9. You just want to snuggle up in a huge, fluffy blanket.

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Preferably while watching Halloweentown with a crisp breeze blowing through an open window.

10. But instead, you're literally melting.

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Can we get a breeze here? Not until October? Cool.

11. I mean COME ON.

Is anyone happy? Anyone??
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Is anyone happy? Anyone??

12. You're sick of spending money on sunscreen.

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It's a necessary evil.

13. Because that's money you'd rather be investing in haunted hay rides, corn mazes, and chunky sweaters.

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AKA happiness.

14. Besides, fall is when football starts.

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No one should even try to convince you baseball is better.

15. And helloooo, the leaves!

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Such color, much crunch.

16. And for the love of God, can someone burn a cinnamon scented candle please?


If you wanted your room to smell like "clean linen" then you would actually do your laundry.

17. Because summer and humidity are ruining your life.

Don't let anyone tell you you're being dramatic.

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