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11 Headlines That Have Definitely Run In The Stars Hollow Gazette

"There's been a poem on the cover of the Gazette celebrating the season in every issue we've ever published!"

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1. Oh Deer! Rogue Doe Still At Large After Striking Rory Gilmore's Car

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The mysterious deer incident wouldn't have been kept mum for long.

2. Last One There's A Rotten Egg: Hunt Continues for the Missing 59 Easter Eggs

When the entire town starts to smell like eggs, it's news.
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When the entire town starts to smell like eggs, it's news.

3. Bucking Tradition! Kirk Shines in the Stars Hollow Elementary School Production of Fiddler on the Roof

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Kirk's dazzling performance surely wouldn't have been overlooked.

4. Basket Case: Don't Forget to Assemble Your Baskets for the Upcoming Bid (We're Talking to You Lorelai Gilmore)

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"It's quaint, isn't it? The women make a nice lunch basket, the men bid on it, and the world rotates backward on its axis."

5. The Knitty Gritty of Repairing the Bridge: Taylor Doose's Idea Hits the Bullseye

When Taylor decided to raise money for the broken bridge by throwing a dart at a board of ideas.
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When Taylor decided to raise money for the broken bridge by throwing a dart at a board of ideas.

6. Review: a film by kirk Has "Good Taste" With an Ending You'll Never See Coming

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...and now you have "White Lines" stuck in your head.

7. Taylor Doose's Spring Fling 'Bales' In Comparison to Spring Flings of the Past

That one time Taylor ruined the Spring Fling with a giant hay maze.
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That one time Taylor ruined the Spring Fling with a giant hay maze.

8. Babette Ate Oatmeal: Kirk is Keeping It Real With New Slogan Tees

Who could forget Kirk's short-lived T-shirt venture?
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Who could forget Kirk's short-lived T-shirt venture?

9. Chalk and Awe! Mysterious Outline Appears Outside Doose's Market

Who else would think of such a prank other than Jess Mariano?
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Who else would think of such a prank other than Jess Mariano?

10. Having a Ball: Miss Patty's Ballroom Dance Classes Biggest Draw This Year

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Hello sailor!

11. Legal Summons: Notice is Hereby Given by the Undersigned, Taylor Doose, to the Offender, Rory Gilmore, That Legal Action Has Been Taken Against Defendant for Cornstarch Theft

Taylor would totally turn this adorable moment into a headache.
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Taylor would totally turn this adorable moment into a headache.

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