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Which Holland Are You?

The only stated requirement to being a Holland is that you have to have a sense of humor. So, with that trait being the only commonality in the family, we basically all differ on everything else. Find out which nutty Holland family member you are!

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  1. Are you more right-brained or left-brained?

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    Right-brained! I love creating art through film-making, play-writing, you name it.
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    Left-brained. Math comes pretty easily to me but I swear I'M NOT A NERD!
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    Right-brained. I love making creative mementos for my family through Shutterfly and emphasized creativity through making my kids do creative projects when they were growing up.
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    Ummmm I don't know but my Instagram is pretty artsy! Go like and comment on my latest pic.
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    It's an almost even split between the two. I've always been creative and artistic, but I'm deeply ingrained in the concept of practicality and efficiency.
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    Left-brained. Hit me with any argument, I'll pick it apart and tear it to pieces with my logical tactics.
  2. You turn on the television. What's your go-to?

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    I don't watch television.
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    Fox News.
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    Put me in front of a TV and I'll watch anything.
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    THE GAME!! Shit, I'm supposed to record it!
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    Chopped. Or wait, Dyeyoung has uploaded another video! Time to tune in...
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    My schedule's too busy to regularly tune into TV shows but I love watching movies.
  3. Are you funny?

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    Sometimes I try to tell a funny story, but speak too quickly so that nobody understands the punchline.
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    I may not be the one throwing jokes at the party, but I like to express humor through creating short films and making fun of Internet culture.
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    You know what they say...you miss all the shots you don't take. So in my case, I throw out a lot of jokes, with the hopes that at least one of them's funny.
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    I'm not really a performer by any means, so with humor I prefer to laugh heartily at other people's jokes. Sometimes I become goofy and kid-like for no apparent reason, usually on road trips or late at night.
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    Yes, my humor's pretty deadpan. I'll hold a joke straight-faced for a few seconds before cracking into a smile. Or sometimes, for fun, I don't even let on that it was a joke at all.
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    My humor is mainly in the form of storytelling. When something embarrassing happens to me, I cringe in the moment but simultaneously think, "This'll be a good laugh later on..."
  4. What would happen to you in the Hunger Games?

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    I'd use my incredible upper body strength to ascend the trees and stay out of harm's way.
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    I don't even like board games so I'd avoid participating by hiding out for most of the games until only one other person was left. Then I'd jump out in an unexpected fit of rage and kill the last one.
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    Oh I'd be great at this. I know all the facts for survival and I even have my trusty ol' book of weasels at my disposal!
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    I'd use my persuasive nature to convince some of the other contestants to ally with me and split any rewards from winning the games. BUT I'd make sure I get 51% of the profits!
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    I would engineer a weapon and utilize my tree-climbing abilities to attack the other contestants from above.
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    I wouldn't be a contestant in the games but I would be posting Instagram updates of the competition to keep the public engaged!
  5. Pick the word most associated with you:

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    Direct. I get to the point.
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    Cheerful. I'm a very bright and happy person. I'm very easily pleased.
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    Honest. I come off as odd to some people but I embrace it wholeheartedly. I also have an opinion for everything and I'm not afraid to say it. For example, cushions are stupid.
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    Level-headed. I don't get too stressed out or impassioned over small things. I live a fairly easygoing life.
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    Receptive. I'm very approachable and empathetic, so my friends often come to me for advice.
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    All-knowing. I know every last update on every family member's life. I'm extremely good at finding things that are lost, keeping track of orthodontist appointments and remembering the names of everyone's friends.
  6. You're going on vacation and making a packing list. What are your essentials?

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    A good camera to take cute photos!
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    My yoga mat and all the pills I've neatly organized in a container.
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    Lint roller, thermometer, food thermometer, 17 pairs of underwear...all the essentials! YOU CAN NEVER PACK TOO MANY THINGS, Y'KNOW??
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    My soccer ball.
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    A good book to read (and fall asleep) in the sun.
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    As few things as possible, just enough to get by. I wouldn't pack any toiletries, I'll just buy travel-sized versions when I get there.
  7. What do you do in your spare time?

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    Find great deals on Amazon.
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    Volunteer.
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    Hang out with my friends.
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    Create short films.
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    Make slime and do gymnastics!
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    Play my guitar.
  8. If someone was trying to torture you, what would they do?

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    Make me speak politically-correct for the rest of my life.
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    Force me to sing and dance (oh wait, my family already makes me do that!)
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    Force me to watch musicals where the characters sing EVERY DAMN LINE.
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    Not allow me to wear anything black for the rest of my life.
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    Force me to support Chelsea.
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    Delete my Instagram.
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