Food at Rice sucksWhey protein powderShroomsI like all food, FEED ME!!!Drunken NoodlesBread and cheesePussy :)))))MescalineWhatever you're eatingI dunno, something goodThe fresh meat of Will Ricers
CommonsWill Rice ;)What is a bathroom?Eh... Any bathroom is fineFondy heheheAnyone that has musicOld WingNew NewThe closest oneThis question is dumbThe one in lofo... obviously
PatrickAlbertoJeremy... Wait is he in upfo?Benitooooo!John Michael. So. Handsome.BabsEugeneBillWednesday Bill!None of them. I'm my own personMorganClaudio, so cute
LeebronNobody, that's meanWhoever came up with the idea of CAAMTom BradyGlobal WarmingLisa Zollner.The guy that shot TupacKimShia LabeoufThe Evil MonkeyWhy kill when we can have peace and appreciate each other's benevolence?
Obviously cocaineAm I giving or receiving?Eh... get me a lineAnal once probably isn't that badCocaine, why not?Anal... interestingCocaine>Shrooms>Marijuana>Alcohol>SobrietyHow big is it?Ummm... I'll do coke I guessAnal... never done that beforeUnsure or This question is stupid or Let me sleep on it or It's an in the moment kind of decision
I have no weird fetishesWeight liftingLisa Zollner's dead bodyShrek is love, Shrek is life... Anus hehehehhe ... Anus ...White womenKoreans, but that's not weird... it's hot!Your fetish is mine... (about 20 minutes later) ... Oh no! wait! What's the safe word? Stop!!!Older womenYou ever pick someone else's nose?Cocaine and anal simultaneously
"Cough, Bitch""What the fuck is a swamp""Shut the fuck up, Jesse""Who wants to take a shot?""But I'd have the tightest little pussy""Dude I love pussy so much you don't even understand""Hey boys, dinner?""I've been around""Oh, I see""With great power comes great responsibility""No, I'm busy""Cake"
Cannon - Because he got there first ;)Mario - Because he is too niceJesse - Because he never shuts the fuck upTiger - Too much swaggerMatthew - Stinks up the place in more ways than oneNathan - Always trying to solve existenceDavid - Where is he?Tiger - Because he is wrongfully the leader of ChinaAnyone that is not my girlfriendAll of them because they are humansPaul - Because he is always in the room wink wink
Sell my soul to big oilTransform into a treeELIMINATE ALL HUMANSFollow my passionsI am the SenateGet pussy, get moneyBuild a bridgeLive a good, happy lifeShower dailyMove the Chargers back to San DiegoSpend my whole life trying to cure cancer and failKnock up a woman and disappear
Which Lofo Member Are You?
Wow! You must have a killer smile, and a cute laugh. Everyone loves you, but none can say why. You're the good girl gone bad, the fallen angel, and defeated CAAM 210 student.
Sorry, but no one can seem to understand what goes on inside of your deranged head. You're certainly comfortable in your own skin, and you're not too ashamed to show it. Everyone loves you because you're you, but everyone hates you because you don't do any work. You should probably drink less and work more.
Congratulations! You're the ultimate fuckboy; you're the best at everything you do (even when you lose), and no one can defeat you in chemistry. Your love for chemistry, however, may fry your brain in the future. "Drugs are great, I would know." - Ryu Hanjun
You honestly cheated this test, or you are the second coming of Jesus. Everyone loves you, you are the cutest of all of your friends, and there is not a bad thing about you, not even your love for Taylor Swift can taint your image. "I hate Mario Paciuc" - Said by no one, ever.
Interesting... You're the best playboy there is, and people love you (or hate you) because of that. Don't worry, it's not a bad thing, you're just good at what you do. Definitely a handy kind of person, you can always be counted on to finish any DIY project there is. Even though it may be unknown what lies within your mind, one thing is for certain - you've been around.
A mystery to the world, your friends, and yourself. Your location is often unknown, however, wherever you go you fit in. You may have an underground business that runs through a barber shop in Las Vegas, or you might just be the average joe, playing basketball at the gym, doing your work, and getting things done - no one truly knows.
RAWR! You possess the spirit animal of the fierce tiger. You tend to prowl through Rice University, leaving your mark where you please (especially on Will Rice). You are on occasion the fierce Benegal Tiger, the cold Siberian Tiger, or the OG South China Tiger. While you tell people that your goal is to go to Medical School and design biotechnology, your true goal is true to your name - to reincarnate yourself as the glorious Sabertooth Tiger and rule the world.
You might intimidate people with your dominating physique, however, your heart is as warm as the sun in the heart of Texas. You've had a love too far to reach, and watching you struggle for it was as sad as watching Gatsby reach for the green light; honestly, you should've never tried, fattened up, and moved on. Alternatively, you could also go to the gym and burn off some steam while you listen to some underground rapper's mixtape.
Your origins are unknown, and your future is even less clear. Nevertheless, you are a mystical creature of power that dominates every realm that you sojourn. In the future, you may return to the realm of Idaho, but while you are here at Lofo, you are scheming and making plans to take Rice as your own.
Wow! You're a great person. You enjoy long walks on the beach, cuddling late at night, cooking exquisite cuisine, and making others happy. But you hate being alone; the last time you had to sleep alone, you crashed on a couch just so you wouldn't be so lonely. Don't worry! Plenty of people love you!
You suck. Your answers are as boring as Will Rice, and you honestly are only contributing towards the heat death of the Universe...