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Which Lofo Member Are You?

Recently a subpar Buzzfeed quiz on this topic was released, and this is a great improvement on the quiz.

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  1. Favorite food?

    Food at Rice sucks
    Whey protein powder
    Shrooms
    I like all food, FEED ME!!!
    Drunken Noodles
    Bread and cheese
    Pussy :)))))
    Mescaline
    Whatever you're eating
    I dunno, something good
    The fresh meat of Will Ricers
  2. Which bathroom do you use most often?

    Commons
    Will Rice ;)
    What is a bathroom?
    Eh... Any bathroom is fine
    Fondy hehehe
    Anyone that has music
    Old Wing
    New New
    The closest one
    This question is dumb
    The one in lofo... obviously
  3. If you had to pick a twin of yourself from Upfo, who would it be?

    Patrick
    Alberto
    Jeremy... Wait is he in upfo?
    Benitooooo!
    John Michael. So. Handsome.
    Babs
    Eugene
    Bill
    Wednesday Bill!
    None of them. I'm my own person
    Morgan
    Claudio, so cute
  4. If you were allowed to kill one person who would it be?

    Leebron
    Leebron
    Nobody, that's mean
    Nobody, that's mean
    Whoever came up with the idea of CAAM
    Whoever came up with the idea of CAAM
    Tom Brady
    Tom Brady
    Global Warming
    Global Warming
    Lisa Zollner.
    Lisa Zollner.
    The guy that shot Tupac
    The guy that shot Tupac
    Kim
    Kim
    Shia Labeouf
    Shia Labeouf
    The Evil Monkey
    The Evil Monkey
    Why kill when we can have peace and appreciate each other's benevolence?
    Why kill when we can have peace and appreciate each other's benevolence?
  5. Cocaine or Anal?

    Obviously cocaine
    Am I giving or receiving?
    Eh... get me a line
    Anal once probably isn't that bad
    Cocaine, why not?
    Anal... interesting
    Cocaine>Shrooms>Marijuana>Alcohol>Sobriety
    How big is it?
    Ummm... I'll do coke I guess
    Anal... never done that before
    Unsure or This question is stupid or Let me sleep on it or It's an in the moment kind of decision
  6. Weird fetish?

    I have no weird fetishes
    Weight lifting
    Lisa Zollner's dead body
    Shrek is love, Shrek is life
    ... Anus hehehehhe ... Anus ...
    White women
    Koreans, but that's not weird... it's hot!
    Your fetish is mine... (about 20 minutes later) ... Oh no! wait! What's the safe word? Stop!!!
    Older women
    You ever pick someone else's nose?
    Cocaine and anal simultaneously
  7. Pick a quote

    "Cough, Bitch"
    "What the fuck is a swamp"
    "Shut the fuck up, Jesse"
    "Who wants to take a shot?"
    "But I'd have the tightest little pussy"
    "Dude I love pussy so much you don't even understand"
    "Hey boys, dinner?"
    "I've been around"
    "Oh, I see"
    "With great power comes great responsibility"
    "No, I'm busy"
    "Cake"
  8. Least favorite member of lofo?

    Cannon - Because he got there first ;)
    Mario - Because he is too nice
    Jesse - Because he never shuts the fuck up
    Tiger - Too much swagger
    Matthew - Stinks up the place in more ways than one
    Nathan - Always trying to solve existence
    David - Where is he?
    Tiger - Because he is wrongfully the leader of China
    Anyone that is not my girlfriend
    All of them because they are humans
    Paul - Because he is always in the room wink wink
  9. Career Goals

    Sell my soul to big oil
    Transform into a tree
    ELIMINATE ALL HUMANS
    Follow my passions
    I am the Senate
    Get pussy, get money
    Build a bridge
    Live a good, happy life
    Shower daily
    Move the Chargers back to San Diego
    Spend my whole life trying to cure cancer and fail
    Knock up a woman and disappear

Which Lofo Member Are You?

You got: Matthew

Wow! You must have a killer smile, and a cute laugh. Everyone loves you, but none can say why. You're the good girl gone bad, the fallen angel, and defeated CAAM 210 student.

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You got: Hoeseph (Jesse)

Sorry, but no one can seem to understand what goes on inside of your deranged head. You're certainly comfortable in your own skin, and you're not too ashamed to show it. Everyone loves you because you're you, but everyone hates you because you don't do any work. You should probably drink less and work more.

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You got: Paul (Hanjun)

Congratulations! You're the ultimate fuckboy; you're the best at everything you do (even when you lose), and no one can defeat you in chemistry. Your love for chemistry, however, may fry your brain in the future. "Drugs are great, I would know." - Ryu Hanjun

Paul (Hanjun)
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You got: Mario

You honestly cheated this test, or you are the second coming of Jesus. Everyone loves you, you are the cutest of all of your friends, and there is not a bad thing about you, not even your love for Taylor Swift can taint your image. "I hate Mario Paciuc" - Said by no one, ever.

Mario
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You got: Louis

Interesting... You're the best playboy there is, and people love you (or hate you) because of that. Don't worry, it's not a bad thing, you're just good at what you do. Definitely a handy kind of person, you can always be counted on to finish any DIY project there is. Even though it may be unknown what lies within your mind, one thing is for certain - you've been around.

Louis
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You got: David

A mystery to the world, your friends, and yourself. Your location is often unknown, however, wherever you go you fit in. You may have an underground business that runs through a barber shop in Las Vegas, or you might just be the average joe, playing basketball at the gym, doing your work, and getting things done - no one truly knows.

David
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You got: Tiger

RAWR! You possess the spirit animal of the fierce tiger. You tend to prowl through Rice University, leaving your mark where you please (especially on Will Rice). You are on occasion the fierce Benegal Tiger, the cold Siberian Tiger, or the OG South China Tiger. While you tell people that your goal is to go to Medical School and design biotechnology, your true goal is true to your name - to reincarnate yourself as the glorious Sabertooth Tiger and rule the world.

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You got: Cannon

You might intimidate people with your dominating physique, however, your heart is as warm as the sun in the heart of Texas. You've had a love too far to reach, and watching you struggle for it was as sad as watching Gatsby reach for the green light; honestly, you should've never tried, fattened up, and moved on. Alternatively, you could also go to the gym and burn off some steam while you listen to some underground rapper's mixtape.

Cannon
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You got: Nathan

Your origins are unknown, and your future is even less clear. Nevertheless, you are a mystical creature of power that dominates every realm that you sojourn. In the future, you may return to the realm of Idaho, but while you are here at Lofo, you are scheming and making plans to take Rice as your own.

Nathan
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You got: Hatim (The Dream)

Wow! You're a great person. You enjoy long walks on the beach, cuddling late at night, cooking exquisite cuisine, and making others happy. But you hate being alone; the last time you had to sleep alone, you crashed on a couch just so you wouldn't be so lonely. Don't worry! Plenty of people love you!

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You got: The Sinks

You suck. Your answers are as boring as Will Rice, and you honestly are only contributing towards the heat death of the Universe...

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