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Which Hoe'Hare Are You- EXTENDED EDITION

That's right! We got such great feed back on our first hoe'hares quiz that its back and bigger than ever. So settle in because this might take you a minute!

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  1. How do you respond to stressful situations?

    Break Out into Hives
    Sweat like crazy
    Sleep
  2. What song are you putting on at the bar?

    Thong Song (Glee Cast Version)
    Thong Song (Glee Cast Version)
    Gasolina- DJ Buddah Remix
    Gasolina- DJ Buddah Remix
    Closer
    Closer
  3. What are you thoughts on driving?

    Stressful and potentially dangerous
    A night drive is just what you need to take the edge off
    What's driving? You take the subway or your friends chauffeur you around
  4. When do you wake up to go to class?

    10 AM
    7:30 AM
    You just don't
  5. What do you do with a condom?

    Use it like a normal person (most of the time)
    Put it on your friend's head
    What's that? You received an abstinence-only education.
  6. What is your dog of choice?

    Your dog
    Someone else's dog
    A cat
  7. If you could only have one decoration in your room, what would it be?

    A calender with hot, Jewish men
    Your color coded, white board calendar
    Your bed
  8. Rock, paper, or scissors?

    Rock
    Rock
    Paper
    Paper
    Scissors
    Scissors
  9. How do you respond to a fuck boy?

    Put on the read receipts and don't respond-very non-confrontational
    "Lol."
    String them along until you are done fucking with them
  10. What kind of sunglasses do you wear?

    Club Masters
    Club Masters
    Aviators
    Aviators
    Sunglasses just aren't right for my face
    Sunglasses just aren't right for my face

Which Hoe'Hare Are You- EXTENDED EDITION

You got: Elli

You are Elli. Elli is you. One in the same. You seem to have a one track mind about just one thing: rotiiiiiinis. On other things, you've been know to change your mind once or a thousand times.

Elli
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You got: Bailey

Congratulations! You got Bailey. You are passionate about two things: sleep and potty training a three-year old.

Bailey
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You got: Zan

If you got Zan you probably have no idea what you are doing, ever, but somehow think you are always right. You're not.

Zan
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