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What Member Of Hoe'Hares Are You?

you read that right - take this jazzy quiz and receive a member of the infamous hoe'hares most similar to your personality. are you a boisterous bailey? an elegant elli? or perhaps a zany zan? grab a snack because this quiz is comprehensive as fuck and YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT!

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  1. it's Friday night, BABY! TGI THAT MUTHAFUCKIN F! what are you up to?

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    deep into r.e.m. sleep
    deep into r.e.m. sleep
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    pounding shots, promptly getting fuemed
    pounding shots, promptly getting fuemed
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    in the process of being convinced to go out because you're a fickle bitch
    in the process of being convinced to go out because you're a fickle bitch
  2. what are your thoughts on driving?

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    stressful and potentially dangerous
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    a night drive is just what you need to take the edge off
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    what's driving? your friends chauffeur you around
  3. which clothing company are you most likely to patron?

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    vineyard vines
    vineyard vines
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    asos
    asos
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    urban outfitters
    urban outfitters
  4. did someone say FREE TIME!??!! what TV show is most likely to be up on your wifi-enabled device?

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    shameless
    shameless
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    parks & recreation
    parks & recreation
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    pretty little liars
    pretty little liars
  5. pick a medium caramel swirl iced coffee:

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  6. when/where do you show emotional vulnerability?

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    your room, sans lights
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    when you're drunk
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    literally never
  7. what city is closest to your hometown?

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    rochester, new york. aliases: roc city, the roc. sexy with notes of danger unless you're in the affluent suburbs WHICH you happen to call home.
    rochester, new york. aliases: roc city, the roc. sexy with notes of danger unless you're in the affluent suburbs WHICH you happen to call home.
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    wheeling, west virginia. country roads, baby!
    wheeling, west virginia. country roads, baby!
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    columbus, ohio. the most accent-neutral city in the u.s.! talk about a claim to fame!
    columbus, ohio. the most accent-neutral city in the u.s.! talk about a claim to fame!
  8. phone interview time! look at you being a pseudo-adult! how do you react?

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    break out into hives
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    sweat the volume of the hudson river
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    sleep until the last minute
  9. which extracurricular would you partake in if asked to relive your high school days?

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    youth and government
    youth and government
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    soccer
    soccer
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    theatre
    theatre
  10. if you could have only one thing in your room, what would it be?

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    a calendar of nice jewish men to appease the half-jew in you
    a calendar of nice jewish men to appease the half-jew in you
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    a color-coded whiteboard calendar. organization is the name of the game!
    a color-coded whiteboard calendar. organization is the name of the game!
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    a bed
    a bed
  11. which sunglasses would you wear?

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    clubmasters
    clubmasters
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    aviators
    aviators
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    sunglasses and your face don't mesh
    sunglasses and your face don't mesh
  12. what are your thoughts on napping?

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    great way of avoiding impending due dates
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    you adamantly claim that you do not nap
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    [answer unknown, you are currently asleep]
  13. what's your favorite flavor of candy?

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    grape
    grape
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    blue raspberry
    blue raspberry
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    cherry
    cherry
  14. feelings time, bitch! you like a guy; what do you do?

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    admire and pine after from afar, commenting on his exquisite outerwear choices to everyone but him
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    demonstrate your knowledge of sports, flirt copious amounts, and don't clue in your friends until absolutely provoked
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    sleep with him, suppress, repeat
  15. what's your favorite book?

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    the old man and the sea. nautical and classic.
    the old man and the sea. nautical and classic.
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    the opposite of loneliness. heartbreaking and introspective.
    the opposite of loneliness. heartbreaking and introspective.
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    a visit from the goon squad. confusing and contemplative.
    a visit from the goon squad. confusing and contemplative.
  16. you're going to boston calling's 8th festival! who are you most excited to see?

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    mondo cozmo
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    bon iver
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    whitney
  17. what's your favorite flavor of gum?

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    sweet mint
    sweet mint
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    bubblemint
    bubblemint
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    polar ice
    polar ice
  18. you're going to a concert! who is it?

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    banks
    banks
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    father johh misty
    father johh misty
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    panic! at the disco
    panic! at the disco
  19. what's your favorite subway line?

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    F
    F
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    6
    6
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    L
    L
  20. what's your favorite la croix flavor?

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    cerise limon
    cerise limon
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    lime
    lime
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    pamplemousse
    pamplemousse
  21. LAST BUT NOT LEAST: how does this picture make you feel?

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    intrigued with a hint of suspicion
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    awestruck and overwhelmed
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    curious as to if a dinosaur egg, disappointed if not
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