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What Member Of Hoe'Hares Are You?

you read that right - take this jazzy quiz and receive a member of the infamous hoe'hares most similar to your personality. are you a boisterous bailey? an elegant elli? or perhaps a zany zan? grab a snack because this quiz is comprehensive as fuck and YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT!

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  1. it's Friday night, BABY! TGI THAT MUTHAFUCKIN F! what are you up to?

    deep into r.e.m. sleep
    deep into r.e.m. sleep
    pounding shots, promptly getting fuemed
    pounding shots, promptly getting fuemed
    in the process of being convinced to go out because you're a fickle bitch
    in the process of being convinced to go out because you're a fickle bitch
  2. what are your thoughts on driving?

    stressful and potentially dangerous
    a night drive is just what you need to take the edge off
    what's driving? your friends chauffeur you around
  3. which clothing company are you most likely to patron?

    vineyard vines
    vineyard vines
    asos
    asos
    urban outfitters
    urban outfitters
  4. did someone say FREE TIME!??!! what TV show is most likely to be up on your wifi-enabled device?

    shameless
    shameless
    parks & recreation
    parks & recreation
    pretty little liars
    pretty little liars
  5. pick a medium caramel swirl iced coffee:

  6. when/where do you show emotional vulnerability?

    your room, sans lights
    when you're drunk
    literally never
  7. what city is closest to your hometown?

    rochester, new york. aliases: roc city, the roc. sexy with notes of danger unless you're in the affluent suburbs WHICH you happen to call home.
    rochester, new york. aliases: roc city, the roc. sexy with notes of danger unless you're in the affluent suburbs WHICH you happen to call home.
    wheeling, west virginia. country roads, baby!
    wheeling, west virginia. country roads, baby!
    columbus, ohio. the most accent-neutral city in the u.s.! talk about a claim to fame!
    columbus, ohio. the most accent-neutral city in the u.s.! talk about a claim to fame!
  8. phone interview time! look at you being a pseudo-adult! how do you react?

    break out into hives
    sweat the volume of the hudson river
    sleep until the last minute
  9. which extracurricular would you partake in if asked to relive your high school days?

    youth and government
    youth and government
    soccer
    soccer
    theatre
    theatre
  10. if you could have only one thing in your room, what would it be?

    a calendar of nice jewish men to appease the half-jew in you
    a calendar of nice jewish men to appease the half-jew in you
    a color-coded whiteboard calendar. organization is the name of the game!
    a color-coded whiteboard calendar. organization is the name of the game!
    a bed
    a bed
  11. which sunglasses would you wear?

    clubmasters
    clubmasters
    aviators
    aviators
    sunglasses and your face don't mesh
    sunglasses and your face don't mesh
  12. what are your thoughts on napping?

    great way of avoiding impending due dates
    you adamantly claim that you do not nap
    [answer unknown, you are currently asleep]
  13. what's your favorite flavor of candy?

    grape
    grape
    blue raspberry
    blue raspberry
    cherry
    cherry
  14. feelings time, bitch! you like a guy; what do you do?

    admire and pine after from afar, commenting on his exquisite outerwear choices to everyone but him
    demonstrate your knowledge of sports, flirt copious amounts, and don't clue in your friends until absolutely provoked
    sleep with him, suppress, repeat
  15. what's your favorite book?

    the old man and the sea. nautical and classic.
    the old man and the sea. nautical and classic.
    the opposite of loneliness. heartbreaking and introspective.
    the opposite of loneliness. heartbreaking and introspective.
    a visit from the goon squad. confusing and contemplative.
    a visit from the goon squad. confusing and contemplative.
  16. you're going to boston calling's 8th festival! who are you most excited to see?

    mondo cozmo
    bon iver
    whitney
  17. what's your favorite flavor of gum?

    sweet mint
    sweet mint
    bubblemint
    bubblemint
    polar ice
    polar ice
  18. you're going to a concert! who is it?

    banks
    banks
    father johh misty
    father johh misty
    panic! at the disco
    panic! at the disco
  19. what's your favorite subway line?

    F
    F
    6
    6
    L
    L
  20. what's your favorite la croix flavor?

    cerise limon
    cerise limon
    lime
    lime
    pamplemousse
    pamplemousse
  21. LAST BUT NOT LEAST: how does this picture make you feel?

    intrigued with a hint of suspicion
    awestruck and overwhelmed
    curious as to if a dinosaur egg, disappointed if not

What Member Of Hoe'Hares Are You?

You got: Zan

you're a ZAN! pseudo-red-headed and a passionate connoisseur of YA fiction, you're always down to have a good time.

Zan
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You got: Bailey

you're a BAILEY! member of 245, your friends can always count on you for rotiiiiiiinis and the most adventurous of stories concerning DUMBO exercise rooms. you are passionate about two things: sleeping and potty training a three-year-old.

Bailey
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You got: Elli

you're an ELLI! member of 245, you are a passionate consumer of television spoilers and a chronic accidental sock-stealer.

Elli
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