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I'm not kidding. If Hostess goes under I will mourn. And wear a black arm band. In the shape of a Chocodile. Then, I will try to eat it.
— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) November 16, 2012
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BREAKING: Kardashians panic as chocolate Ding Dongs discontinued
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) November 16, 2012
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Anybody really care about the ‘fiscal cliff’ when there is a ‘Ding Dong Cliff’ looming? Yikes!!
— Dale Murphy (@DaleMurphy3) November 16, 2012
4.
First Mitt, now the Twinkie. Farewell, spongy, bland, artificial remnants of another era.
— Guy Nicolucci (@Nicolucci1899) November 16, 2012
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Oh Hostess, help was on the way! Pot is legal now!
— Francis Lam (@Francis_Lam) November 16, 2012
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RIP Hostess. Eating a turducken of Twinkies and Ho Hos wrapped in Wonder Bread in your memory.
— Ruth Bourdain (@RuthBourdain) November 16, 2012
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The worst part about the #Hostess liquidation? The#Twinkies brand will be sold, and will now be cheap, low-quality junk.Oh wait...
— Peter Hull (@phoikoi) November 16, 2012
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In my last tweet, my phone autocorrected "Twinkies" to "Twinkles." I guess Apple wasted no time in trying to pretend Twinkies never existed.
— Mark Titus (@clubtrillion) November 16, 2012
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*looks at sign in restaurant* "Please Wait for Hostess" *bursts into tears*
— keptsimple (@kept_simple) November 16, 2012
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Seriously tho, hostess cakes will always have a special place in my heart,& im not just saying that cause theyre blocking my arteries
— rj von deezingtwo (@rjd2) November 16, 2012
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Twinkies cakes are made w/ love just like Mom's.. also, mono & di glycerides, Polysorbate 60, hydrogentd shortning & cellulose gum like meth
— alan tudyk (@alan_tudyk) November 16, 2012
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Lesson learned last night - my memory of the taste of Twinkies is much better than the actual taste of Twinkies.
— Amy Bruni (@amybruni) November 16, 2012
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You Nutella hipsters killed Hostess.
— Teeny Katt (@TeenyKatt) November 16, 2012
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Going to camp outside of Whole Foods and yell "I BLAME YOU! HOW CAN YOU SLEEP WITH TWINKIES BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS?!" at everyone going inside.
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) November 16, 2012
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I miss my mom never buying me twinkies already.
— Benjamin Gibbard (@Gibbstack) November 16, 2012
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Stop crying about twinkies. There's vodka. There's still lots and lots of vodka.
— (Insert Name Here) (@MateoNY23) November 17, 2012
17.
A world without Twinkies was the original pitch for Revolution. NBC changed it because it seemed too impossible. The aftermath too savage.
— Andrew Miller (@MillerLoLife) November 16, 2012
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#Twinkies are gone & with one fell swoop, Zombieland is now a period piece.
— Michael Brown (@MichaelBrown) November 17, 2012
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Didn't get it at the time but those scenes of Lincoln cramming Hostess Zingers into his mouth now seem oddly prescient. Kudos, Spielberg
— Adam Graham (@grahamorama) November 16, 2012
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Worst part about #Hostess news is now that smug &$*%! Little Debbie gets to walk around like she's God's gift to snack cakes.
— Peter Hartlaub (@peterhartlaub) November 16, 2012
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I'm thinking we should start a bootleg bakery that makes clandestine Twinkies. We'll call ourselves "Twinkshiners". Who's in?
— John Beerencamp (@BourbonHabit) November 17, 2012
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I found a good recipe for Twinkies, but it's really hard to replicate the self loathing.
— Christian A. Dumais (@PuffChrissy) November 18, 2012
23.
Hostess has always made me liquidate
— Amy Schumer (@amyschumer) November 16, 2012
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Hostess was Michelle Obama’s Osama bin Laden.
— Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri) November 16, 2012
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Why do banks get a bailout and Hostess doesn't? They've both been accused of causing inflation.
— Indecision (@indecision) November 16, 2012
26.
You misspelled "delicious." RT @darrenrovell: I'd say the most shocking ingredient in a Twinkie is probably "beef fat"
— Kelly Dwyer (@KDonhoops) November 16, 2012
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"Hostess workers won't cross the line / Israel bombs Palestine" - Billy Joel, We Didn't Start the Fire '12
— Josh Patten (@thejoshpatten) November 16, 2012
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The problem w Hostess going out of business ? What are stoners gonna eat. People please--THINK ABOUT THE STONERS.
— Colin Cowherd (@ESPN_Colin) November 16, 2012
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God took away our Twinkies for what we did to Guy Fieri.
— Alex Blagg (@alexblagg) November 16, 2012
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'Every time the Hostess Company closes, a coronary artery gets their wings'
— Babe Parker (@BabeParker) November 16, 2012
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There is no need to stock up on Twinkies when hundreds of them are still intact inside your stomach.
— Rob Sprance (@RobSprance) November 16, 2012
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horrible news, a poison factory unable to properly compensate its workers has gone out of business
— max read (@max_read) November 16, 2012
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It's pretty clear that the Hostess plants closing is upsetting people more than Gaza, the elections, or global warming combined.
— Hannah Elisabeth (@mybigblondelife) November 18, 2012
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Now that Hostess is going outta business Taco Bell will officially control 100% of the stoner market. #Munchies
— Frat Boys of Comedy(@FratBoysComedy) November 17, 2012
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All of the cars are starting to look like Hostess products and the people look like Twinkies. This is going to be harder than I thought.
— Ryan (@ryaninco) November 17, 2012
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Twinkies contain polysorbate 60--a highly flammable material that was used in grenades during the Vietnam War. You'll live without Hostess.
— ☪ori ☥☼ॐ☼☥ Shea (@theCoriShea) November 17, 2012
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Hostess announced they’re going out of business. Rest assured, the leftover preservatives will be injected into the faces of Real Housewives
— The Soup (@TheSoup) November 16, 2012
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Hostess says it's laying off all employees, and thousands of blond restaurant greeters wake up thinking they've lost their jobs
— Brian Essbe (@SortaBadass) November 16, 2012
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I will never forget the first time I put Ding Dongs in my mouth. #hostess
— Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite) November 16, 2012
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RIP Twinkies. You were like a brother from another chemically processed mother. #hostess
— McRib Sandwich (@McRibSandwich) November 17, 2012
41.
Without Wonder Bread, how will we know when white people are being really white? #hostess
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 16, 2012
42.
Being phallic-shaped, cream-filled and good with rope, Twinkie the Kid's post-Hostess career seems predetermined.
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) November 16, 2012
43.
According to the market as of now, I've eaten 3.7 million dollars worth of Twinkies in my entire life.
— Pauly Casillas (@PaulyPeligroso) November 18, 2012
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I wonder how much they want for that machine that shoots the creamy filling into the Twinkies?
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) November 17, 2012
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Stat: Percentage of Twitter users who don't understand how bankruptcy and liquidation work: EVERYONE, APPARENTLY #Hostess #TwinkiesAreSafe
— Nathan T. Wright (@nathantwright) November 16, 2012