Kenneth PrestonChip SandersWillard Romney
The answer is Chip Sanders. CHIP. SANDERS. Hopefully, you were able to eliminate one of these ;)
Conrad ValmontDuncan LewisBrooks Buffington
The correct answer is Conrad Valmont. Fun fact: Brooks Buffington is a real human who exists and is the co-founder of the app Yik-Yak. The comedy writes itself, y'all.
Anders HolmGuy TrilbyBigsby Summers
Did you know they name guys GUY?!?! I did not. Also, Anders Holm is a real human who exists and is funny. Shoutout to Anders.
Declan NewmanArchie CollinsWally Mars
Kai RyssdalRich BoydBob Loblaw
If you've seen Arrested Development or listened to Marketplace, you should be able to eliminate at least one of these! (If you haven't, what're you doing with your life??)
Connor MadisonGarret RusselJudd Altam
The right answer is Judd Altam, perhaps the most reasonable name in this entire quiz.
Blake HavertySandy PattersonRand Paul
Bless your heart, Sandy.
Craig GregoryDeclan DustinGarth Garret
The correct answer is Craig Gregory aka Bland McBlanderson aka Who McWho.