Buzz · Posted on May 28, 2015 Is This The Name Of A Real Jason Bateman Character Or A White Dude's Name I Just Made Up? It appears Hollywood is intent on having Jason Bateman play the middle-aged white dude with a wry sensibility in every possible movie. But will they be able to keep coming up with all these peak white-dude names?!?!
The answer is Chip Sanders. CHIP. SANDERS.
Hopefully, you were able to eliminate one of these ;)
The correct answer is Conrad Valmont.
Fun fact: Brooks Buffington is a real human who exists and is the co-founder of the app Yik-Yak. The comedy writes itself, y'all.
Did you know they name guys GUY?!?! I did not.
Also, Anders Holm is a real human who exists and is funny. Shoutout to Anders.
If you've seen Arrested Development or listened to Marketplace , you should be able to eliminate at least one of these! (If you haven't, what're you doing with your life??)
The right answer is Judd Altam, perhaps the most reasonable name in this entire quiz.
The correct answer is Craig Gregory aka Bland McBlanderson aka Who McWho.
If you enjoy Jason Bateman and all of his incredible names, check out this episode of BuzzFeed's Another Round podcast.
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I quiz my co-host and, needless to say, she failed.
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