#tmzreports suspects often found themselves in the club with a bottle full of bub.— domme cheadle
#tmzreports that suspects have both light-skinned AND dark-skinned friends that resemble Michael Jackson.— Pepper Labeige-ja
#TMZReports that suspect popped a molly, possibly sweating. UPDATE: Woooo— Desus
#tmzreports that the suspect is a real G moving in silence like lasagna.— Mikki Kendall
UPDATE: may have also twerked by the milk RT @AfroLatinoChef: terror suspects were often seen on Youtube twerkin by the cakes #tmzreports— Brokey McPoverty
#TMZReports suspect at interrogation asked to shake his ass and show them what he’s working with.— Stephanie
#tmzreports that Boston police remain confused as to how the suspect started from the bottom yet is still there.— Chanson B.
BREAKING: @TMZ reporting terror suspects believed that they were big meech and/or larry hoover. #tmzreports— Brokey McPoverty
#TMZReports when asked how did he learn to construct bombs, suspect calmly stated, and I quote, “Yeezy taught me”— Mr. Prov!?
#tmzreports Direct quote from suspect: “LOLOLOLOL at White America, assassinate my character”— M.D.
#tmzreports that suspect #1 can say no to ratchet p***y, suspect #2 caint.— Kendall Chill
#tmzreports that the suspects are tired of waiting for detox.— domme cheadle
terror suspect reportedly implored several people to wait til they see his dick. #tmzreports— Brokey McPoverty
#TMZreports The suspect denies there was ever a bomb; says his girlfriend “make the ground move; that’s an ass quake.”— M.D.
breaking: terror suspects previously wanted to lick lick lick lick you from your head to your toes. #tmzreports— Brokey McPoverty
#tmzreports that suspect announced he is Too Legit To Quit— Mikki Kendall
#tmzreports this is a jazze phizzle producshizzle.— domme cheadle
as kids, suspects got in 1 little fight & their mom got scared & said ‘ure moving w/ ur auntie & uncle to the states.’ #tmzreports— Brokey McPoverty
#TMZReports suspect previously advised Ray-J that he, in fact, hit it first.— Carolyn Edgar
#tmzreports that suspect wished he were taller. He also wished to be a baller, & wished to have a girl who looked good so he cld call her.— The Comeback Kid.
#TMZreports that suspects may be affiliated w/ a small, radical NJ-based organization known as O.P.P.— Dee Phunk