Having Your Period Is Actually Pretty Metal
THERE WILL BE BLOOD.
Can we talk about how hardcore periods are?

You're just living your life...
...meanwhile, your uterus is waging war. WAR, I SAY.

Normally, people might respond like this:

Because, you know, this is basically happening inside you...
Every. Month.
But you're a seasoned badass.
But also, can we talk about the way people market "feminine hygiene" products?
View this video on YouTube
Um, whut.

Here's a better suggestion:

Or you know what, how about this?

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Feel free to use these images as inspiration.

Shark week toolkit, anyone?
