1. “I’m going to be poor forever!”
Almost There - The Princess and the Frog
“Trials and tribulations, I’ve had my share
There ain’t nothing gonna stop me now ‘cause I’m almost there
I remember Daddy told me: ‘Fairytales can come true
You gotta make ‘em happen, it all depends on you’”
2. “It’s official. I’m going to be a cat lady.”
Some Day My Prince Will Come - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
“Some day when spring is here
We’ll find our love anew
And the birds will sing
And wedding bells will ring
Some day when my dreams come true”
3. “Trying to find a job has given me severe anxiety.”
Hakuna Matata - The Lion King
“It means no worries for the rest of your days
It’s our problem-free philosophy, Hakuna Matata!”
4. “No. I don’t know what I want to do with my life.”
I’ve Got A Dream - Tangled
“She’s got a dream!
He’s got a dream!
They’ve got a dream!
We’ve got a dream!
So our diff ‘rences ain’t
really that extreme!
We’re one big team!”
5. “Ugh. I hate everyone and nobody cares about me.”
You’ve Got A Friend In Me - Toy Story
“You’ve got a friend in me
You got troubles and I got ‘em too
There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for you
We stick together, we can see it through
‘Cause you’ve got a friend in me”
6. “I really need to lose ten pounds, but I’m way too lazy.”
I Can Go The Distance - Hercules
“If I can be strong
I know every mile
Will be worth my while
I would go most anywhere
To feel like I belong”
7. “I’m probably going to have to live at my parent’s house forever.”
When Will My Life Begin? - Tangled
“And I’ll reread the books
If I have time to spare
I’ll paint the walls some more,
I’m sure there’s room somewhere.
And then I’ll brush and brush,
and brush and brush my hair
Stuck in the same place I’ve always been.
And I’ll keep wonderin’ and wonderin’
And wonderin’ and wonderin’
When will my life begin?”
8. “I would rather watch an entire series on Netflix rather than clean my bathroom right now.”
Happy Working Song - Enchanted
“And you’ll trill a cheery tune in the tub
As we scrub a stubborn mildew stain
Lug a hairball from the shower drain
To the gay refrain
Of a happy working song”
9. “Oh, I think it’s just another fling.”
Something There - Beauty and the Beast
“New and a bit alarming
Who’d have ever thought that this could be?
True that he’s no Prince Charming
But there’s something in him that I simply didn’t see”
10. “Do I want to do a color run? A tough mudder? No thanks.”
I’ll Make a Man Out of You - Mulan
“BE A MAN
We must be swift as a coursing river
BE A MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
BE A MAN
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon”
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