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Your IDEAL Summer Job.

this is a joke. Summer sucks. nothing will free us but the sweet release of death

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  1. how much do you get paid?

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    literally nothing. lol
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    you get paid by Christian organizations. God pays you
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    TOO MUCH
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    TOO MUCH
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    depends on inflation and purchasing power. Hahaha
  2. What do u do all day

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    nothin. This
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    Paint murals? Buy pizza? Preach to children for sho
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    Reports and talking to your bud patty
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    Control the money supply. Jk. Something with wires maybe (?????) and ur a serial pranker!
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    Pick up poop
  3. Weirdest thing you've done at work

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    Been a criminal accomplice. Still laughing at that one
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    Mailed a decapitaed overdosed cat head somewhere. Wait I just thought of this. deCATpatated.
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    Fallen asleep in a stairwell
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    Became friend with some old men
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    Literally EAT the grounds of the coffee/tea you make instead of drinking it. HIGHLY LOOKED DOWN UPON
  4. What do u wear to work

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    A little collared shirt khaki action
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    Jackets u think r from old navy but are actually a couple hundy
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    nice clothes but u look like someone who was on a 2 week bender and lived in a garbage can
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    Alice and Olivia pants you claim make u look like a boy but are really nice
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    ur literal pajamas
  5. your ACTUAL dream job

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    sports management, even though STUPID WEBSITES SAY OTHERWISE
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    After this horrible experience, a docta
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    talk show Host. #nomorereports
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    A business woman. "System.out.println "no more code!!!" ;"
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    Something with politics. All u do at your current employment is watch CNN anyways
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