literally nothing. lolyou get paid by Christian organizations. God pays youTOO MUCHTOO MUCHdepends on inflation and purchasing power. Hahaha
nothin. ThisPaint murals? Buy pizza? Preach to children for shoReports and talking to your bud pattyControl the money supply. Jk. Something with wires maybe (?????) and ur a serial pranker!Pick up poop
Been a criminal accomplice. Still laughing at that oneMailed a decapitaed overdosed cat head somewhere. Wait I just thought of this. deCATpatated.Fallen asleep in a stairwellBecame friend with some old menLiterally EAT the grounds of the coffee/tea you make instead of drinking it. HIGHLY LOOKED DOWN UPON
A little collared shirt khaki actionJackets u think r from old navy but are actually a couple hundynice clothes but u look like someone who was on a 2 week bender and lived in a garbage canAlice and Olivia pants you claim make u look like a boy but are really niceur literal pajamas
sports management, even though STUPID WEBSITES SAY OTHERWISEAfter this horrible experience, a doctatalk show Host. #nomorereportsA business woman. "System.out.println "no more code!!!" ;"Something with politics. All u do at your current employment is watch CNN anyways
Your IDEAL Summer Job.
Heyo. This is the job for you. The name of the game is excell and GROSS OVERCOMPENSATION. you stink up the microwaves with your gluten free pizza and 7 day old Asian fusion leftovers. You've been known to say out loud to your real human boss in regards to a certain question he posed "uh huh yes well I don't know very much about that to much.l poetic. Truly. But seriously you do more than that dud sitting next to you, and along with that dud, you've been classified as the weirdest and most exclusive group in the office. Thank you.
So no one quiet knows your hours, or the specifics of your job. You definitely have become the ~artistic mural type~ this summer. You are really working your ranks up through the Y! it's turned quite into the family business, as you work right along side your very own brother. on another note, you've lost that twinkle in your eye and optimism of youth you used to possess while manning the ranks of the Y front desk. Weighed down by 3 years of the burdens of corporate life, you've succumbed to the fatigue of corporate life . But I believe that spark is still there. Alongside this career is one with the shaping the impressionalble minds of this nations christian youths through the apparatus of pizza and basketball. Admirable. Truly. Unfortunately this hard earned money is going to paying people to do your math homework. LOL
where do I start. LOL. Is where I start. You pick up poop for mimimum wage. LOL. LOL. LOL. But you do get to cut some intestines and animal parts which is sweet. However the unsolicited pictures of these NEEDS TO STOP. also you deal with cat druggies, severed heads, and sketchy mail deliveries. Lol that's like mob work. You're like in the animal Mafia. Hahahahahahahah. I can't even think of anything else. Hahahaha. Your job sucks
A majority of your friends are old granpas. But honestly, that really suits you the more i think of it . No one is quite sure what you do either, something about wires (????) but you get paid pretty well. The loca l office comedian, you've come to impress your coworkers with your slew of hilarious dad jokes and pranks- you trickster!!!! Your untainted enthusiasm and excitement for your work is something we all strive for. Let's hatch an elaborate plan to steal the money from the vault.
Where to start. GROSS OVERCOMPENSATION. You literally do nothin. If you need any more proof check the author of this buzzfeed quiz. Some lady named Helen emails you everyday even tho she is a crazy secretary who didn't go to college. In the early stages you've been known to watch entire Netflix movies UNINTERUPED (see the line where the sky hits the sea it calls me!!) and accidentally fall asleep. You steal coffee from every floor with your equally jaded and weird desk mate and are generally an extreme nuisance and waste of money for the esteemed telecommunications company. hahah. Scammin.