1. Say Goodbye to the Hebrew Hammer & Hello to the #HebrewHashtag
2. Don't Forget the Jew Swag
3. Do You Even Lift Torah, Bro?
4. The Only Grind-Line Will Be the One For the Buffet
5. (Eliya)Who do you know here?
6. In Lieu of Gifts, Please Make a Donation Directly To My Bank Account
7. Shout out to Abba and Ima
8. Smile for the Selfie Sign-In Board
9. If you're a Jew, Come Light Candle #2 & Sit Back Down Cause I Hate You
10. If It Hadn't Been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd Been Bar/Bat Mitzvahed a Long Time Ago
11. "Just Hold On We're Goin' Shalom" -Drake
12. Sorry Coke & Pepsi, But We'll Be Playing Gin & Jews
13. Snowball was the Original JDate
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