1. You HATE spending time apart.
2. You tell everyone the story about how you met.
3. You openly hold hands in public.
4. As well as kiss each other on the cheek.
5. You have frequent dinner dates.
6. People get suspicious when he leaves your apartment at 8 am.
7. You have so many inside jokes, it's unreal.
8. You have a million pet names for each other.
9. He's always grabbing your ass in public.
10. You talk about him so much, you think people start to get annoyed.
11. When you're upset, he's the first person you call.
12. The two of you bicker like an old married couple.
13. But that's okay, because you know it will always end in hugs and snuggles.
14. Sometimes, when you're in public, you guys like to pretend that you're dating just to mess with people.
15. He's been in too many of your Facebook profile pictures.
16. But when it comes down to it, your relationship is totally platonic.
17. Because thinking of him as anything more than your GBF weirds you out, and makes you throw up a little in your mouth.
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