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The "Yes I See What You're Saying But WHAT Is That Person Wearing"
2.
The "I'm Wearing Sunglasses So You Can't Really See What I'm Looking At"
3.
The "I Have No Idea Why I'm Clutching A Bottle Of Champagne But I'll Just Go With It"
4.
The "Let's See If I Can Make It To The Bathroom Before This Show Starts"
5.
The "I Get Giddy Around Any And All Professional Athletes"
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And at last, The "Nothing's Really Going On But I'm Going To Stare You Down Anyway"