1. This is a red carpet, not a tourist destination or hippie festival. Peace signs are not necessary.
2. Three fingers! Not much better than two.
3. What is this?
4. Oh, that’s right: ALIEN FINGERS.
5. Behold the semi-cupped wave. What is she about to pull?
6. There you go! A rare WAVE wave.
7. But there’s also, the backwards wave.
8. The ever-present alien fingers.
9. And inability to wave normally.
10. But wait! She’s almost got it.
11. After all that work: the peace sign.
The most annoying celebrity “I don’t know what to do with my hands” mannerism there is.
- Miami Marlins star pitcher José Fernández has died in a boating accident. He was 24.