How To Survive A Day At Oktoberfest
I went to Oktoberfest and lived to tell the tale. It's not all about beer, but mostly it is.
7:30 a.m.: Line up!
9 a.m.: Enter your chosen tent. Marvel at how freaking huge it is.
9:15 a.m.: Wait more.
10 a.m.: Receive your liter of beer.
10:30 a.m.: Realize you've almost finished your beer.
11 a.m.: Realize you are a little drunk.
11:30 a.m.: Decide you're starving.
12:30 p.m.: Order another beer.
1 p.m.: Feel inferior because you didn't get a traditional Oktoberfest get-up.
2:30 p.m.: Sing.
3:30 p.m.: Make new friends.
3:45 p.m.: Make eye contact with every person you come near.
4 p.m.: Realize you've been here for 7 hours. Switch tents.
4:30 p.m.: Get lost.
5 p.m.: Go on a ride.
6 p.m.: Pass out.
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