1. You can be a lax bro before you hit double digits.
2. You should be confident, but not arrogant.
3. You should dress like this.
4. You should have a lot of lacrosse "stuff" and you should think "lacrosse is cool."
5. You should refer to your lacrosse stick as a "spoon."
6. You should refer to your shaggy hair as "lettuce."
7. You should prepare for the backlash.
