1. Baked potato hamster.
Via ow.ly
2. Toilet paper earrings.
3. Louis Vuitton printed assault rifle.
4. Leg warmers for a stool.
Via etsy.com
5. Another waste of knitting: men's shorts.
6. Monkey chair.
Via ravelry.com
7. Playing card corset.
Via piccsy.com
8. Under-the-sea-themed cake with live fish.
Via cakewrecks.com
YUMMY!
9. Tampon gun and bullets.
Via tamponcrafts.com
10. Tampon ghost.
Via tamponcrafts.com
11. Heart-shaped tampon earrings.
Via tamponcrafts.com
Instructions are here, not that I condone this.
12. DIY tampons.
Via etsy.com
Back to basics.
13. Paula Dean wine glass decal.
Via regretsy.com
14. Studded butt pockets.
media-cache-ec2.pinterest.com
Sit down and feel the burn!
15. Carved pumpkin with breasts giving birth.
Via endlesssimmer.com
For legitimately great pumpkin craft ideas, try these instead.
16. Hand-painted jeans.
media-cache-ec2.pinterest.com
Would you call these sperm a "tattoo print"?
17. Figurines made from clay made from dryer lint.
18. Deformed foot cake.
Via cakewrecks.com
19. Paper Chanel bag.
Via viceasif.blogspot.com
Straight from the Paris runways.
20. Duck foot pumps.
21. Razor blade soap.
Via etsy.com
22. Fake flowers, made from buttons.
Via regretsy.com
And what appear to be coasters.
23. Unicorn bike with horn and tail.
Via wtfeck.com
24. Deer hoof Christmas ornament.
25. Fake eyelash necklace.
Via etsy.com
26. Fake bird's nest as scrunchie.
Via etsy.com
So "Carrie Bradshaw getting married" — but in the worst way.
27. Preserved orange peel hair floret.
etsy.com
And you were going to throw that out. Silly goose, you!
28. Handbag lamp.
Via redwrappings.com.au
With FEET!
29. Lamp made of melted legos.
