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29 Absolutely Terrible Craft Ideas

Do we really need to DIY things out of lint?

1. Baked potato hamster.

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2. Toilet paper earrings.

3. Louis Vuitton printed assault rifle.

4. Leg warmers for a stool.

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5. Another waste of knitting: men's shorts.

6. Monkey chair.

7. Playing card corset.

8. Under-the-sea-themed cake with live fish.

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YUMMY!

9. Tampon gun and bullets.

10. Tampon ghost.

11. Heart-shaped tampon earrings.

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Instructions are here, not that I condone this.

12. DIY tampons.

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Back to basics.

13. Paula Dean wine glass decal.

14. Studded butt pockets.

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Sit down and feel the burn!

15. Carved pumpkin with breasts giving birth.

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For legitimately great pumpkin craft ideas, try these instead.

16. Hand-painted jeans.

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Would you call these sperm a "tattoo print"?

17. Figurines made from clay made from dryer lint.

18. Deformed foot cake.

19. Paper Chanel bag.

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Straight from the Paris runways.

20. Duck foot pumps.

21. Razor blade soap.

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22. Fake flowers, made from buttons.

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And what appear to be coasters.

23. Unicorn bike with horn and tail.

24. Deer hoof Christmas ornament.

25. Fake eyelash necklace.

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26. Fake bird's nest as scrunchie.

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So "Carrie Bradshaw getting married" — but in the worst way.

27. Preserved orange peel hair floret.

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And you were going to throw that out. Silly goose, you!

28. Handbag lamp.

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With FEET!

29. Lamp made of melted legos.

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