DON'T: Wear designer bags and shoes just because you can.
DO: Make a fashion statement with a dress that's actually cool.
DON'T: Take boring group shots.
DO: Take a photo with this guy.
DON'T: Wear t-shirts with cliche references to drugs and alcohol.
DON'T: Wear cheap, cheesy neon sunglasses.
DO: Wear stylish oversized shades.
DON'T: Wear a bra as a top.
DO: Wear a bra as a top if it's part of a stylized, athletic 80s statement outfit.
DON'T: Put your kid in a cardboard box.
DO: Give your kid an awesome mohawk.
DON'T: Stick a pacifier in your mouth.
DO: Stick a grilled cheese on a stick in your mouth.
DON'T: Wear a hat that says "SWAG"
DO: Wear a hat that is a stuffed animal octopus.
DON'T: Get muddy just to show how down with summer festivals you are.
DON'T: Wear a cutesy animal face mask.
DO: Wear a full horse head.