Buzz·Posted on Jan 16, 201312 Totally Insane Stories From A New York City Taxi DriverAn anonymous NYC cabbie has been tweeting the things his passengers tell him at @NYCTaxiCabTales. Tales include orgies in Williamsburg and underground nude wrestling in Chinatown.by Hillary ReinsbergBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. NYCTaxiCabTales @nyctaxicabtales Dude said; 8 yrs ago was diagnosed w/ long cancer,a gypsy chick told him to inhale horse dung Air daily,he's been inhaling it & he's cured. 07:56 PM - 15 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Dude said; 8 yrs ago was diagnosed w/ long cancer,a gypsy chick told him to inhale horse dung Air daily,he's been inhaling it & he's cured.-- NYCTaxiCabTales 2. NYCTaxiCabTales @nyctaxicabtales 2 dudes said;they are dating same chick for 2 yrs,they have never 3 somed,they have both asked chick for engagement, chick is indecisive. 10:15 PM - 14 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 dudes said;they are dating same chick for 2 yrs,they have never 3 somed,they have both asked chick for engagement, chick is indecisive.-- NYCTaxiCabTales 3. NYCTaxiCabTales @nyctaxicabtales Chick said; new yrs eve went to this Tycoon's house in Oyster Bay,dude made everyone get naked &wash up w/a bottle of Magnum Crystal Rose. 11:29 PM - 09 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Chick said; new yrs eve went to this Tycoon's house in Oyster Bay,dude made everyone get naked &wash up w/a bottle of Magnum Crystal Rose.-- NYCTaxiCabTales 4. NYCTaxiCabTales @nyctaxicabtales Brazilian chick said; receives customers from http://t.co/SRG0pyZc @ night,uses $ for her tuition, chick attends NYU law school. 11:09 PM - 15 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Brazilian chick said; receives customers from http://t.co/SRG0pyZc @ night,uses $ for her tuition, chick attends NYU law school.-- NYCTaxiCabTales 5. NYCTaxiCabTales @nyctaxicabtales Couple said;in nyc 2 yrs from Idaho, New Years Eve they are invited to an Orgy party in williamsburg,they are nervous about it.it's 1st time 04:43 AM - 30 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Couple said;in nyc 2 yrs from Idaho, New Years Eve they are invited to an Orgy party in williamsburg,they are nervous about it.it's 1st time-- NYCTaxiCabTales 6. NYCTaxiCabTales @nyctaxicabtales Couple from Texas said;they are rich-both their sons are gay&out of college-sons are taken off their will, their $ goes to republican party. 03:24 AM - 27 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Couple from Texas said;they are rich-both their sons are gay&out of college-sons are taken off their will, their $ goes to republican party.-- NYCTaxiCabTales 7. NYCTaxiCabTales @nyctaxicabtales Dude said; walking home in Bronx, found a bag full of $100 Bills,look one to bank-was told it was fake,has been using on craigslist chicks. 02:20 PM - 07 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Dude said; walking home in Bronx, found a bag full of $100 Bills,look one to bank-was told it was fake,has been using on craigslist chicks.-- NYCTaxiCabTales 8. NYCTaxiCabTales @nyctaxicabtales Couple from Wisconsin said; they are married to other folks back home, they don't want to get divorce, they kinda like cheating for now. 12:52 AM - 08 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Couple from Wisconsin said; they are married to other folks back home, they don't want to get divorce, they kinda like cheating for now.-- NYCTaxiCabTales 9. NYCTaxiCabTales @nyctaxicabtales Couple said; wife was dude, got sex change operation in India 2 yrs ago, planning to adapt 2 orphans from Iraq. 08:32 PM - 16 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Couple said; wife was dude, got sex change operation in India 2 yrs ago, planning to adapt 2 orphans from Iraq.-- NYCTaxiCabTales 10. NYCTaxiCabTales @nyctaxicabtales Chick said; she was born into gypsy family in Nevada, never went to school, runaway to nyc 11 yrs ago,there are 2 million gypsies in US. 04:38 PM - 16 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Chick said; she was born into gypsy family in Nevada, never went to school, runaway to nyc 11 yrs ago,there are 2 million gypsies in US.-- NYCTaxiCabTales 11. NYCTaxiCabTales @nyctaxicabtales transvestite said;his/her Super rich Chinese lover wants him/her to get sex operation,he/she says NO-after operation he'll be another chick. 06:20 PM - 11 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite transvestite said;his/her Super rich Chinese lover wants him/her to get sex operation,he/she says NO-after operation he'll be another chick.-- NYCTaxiCabTales 12. NYCTaxiCabTales @nyctaxicabtales Chick said; she's a nude wrestler in an underground club in China town,clients are rich married dudes, makes $ 4,500 Fri, Sat, Sun EVES. 01:08 AM - 14 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Chick said; she's a nude wrestler in an underground club in China town,clients are rich married dudes, makes $ 4,500 Fri, Sat, Sun EVES.-- NYCTaxiCabTales