1. You hungry girl? Let’s go on a journey.
Words sound better when you’re shirtless.
2. Oh, hey you.
Wanna work on our food pronunciation together?
Pho is actually pronounced FUH. And fuh-my-god just doesn’t have the same ring.
4. Pour some quinoa on me.
Seriously. Do you have some?
5. Inspired by this post.
- Uber finally laid out hard rules for riders: No guns, sex, or barfing, please 🚗❌