1. Chloe.
Fridge 0 - Chloe 1
Even if the fridge didn't kill her, her flatmates will.
2. This lucky bus dodger in Glasgow.
3. These amateur Usain Bolts.
I defiantly won the race tho
Ouch.
4. Greg.
Fuck sake Greg
PSA: Don't punch electric light fittings if you want to live to a ripe old age.
5. This flag-dangler at TRNSMT.
On yersel' #trnsmt
How did he get up there in the first place?!
6. This high-diver, who barely missed the rocks.
Tom Daley what u saying
So unwise.
7. This BMX champion.
"Show us a 180 pal"
Danny McAskill doesn't have much to worry about.
8. And this deeply misguided cyclist.
Braw morning fur what? A cycle in the sea ?
That's...not how bikes work.
9. This gymnast who should have put down a crash mat.
Lovely Friday mornings
Ouch.
10. These Aberdonian danglers.
Aberdeen for you!
They should take up a less dangerous hobby, like putting forks in electric sockets.
11. This overconfident scooter-lover.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
That's why you don't use them indoors.
12. This man and his cat.
Just fell through the roof trying to get the cat canny believe it she's still up there tae
The cat's definitely a goner.
13. Tasha.
Hahahahahahahahaha could not be happier this was caught on camera
She no longer has a bum, and no one can survive without a bum.
14. This high-rise sunbather in Glasgow.
15. This pigeon-kisser.
Meanwhile in Glasgow... #pigeonCPR
She has pigeon ebola now.
16. This guy, who is probably no longer with us.
asked for a vodka n coke last night in menorca n look at the fuckin state ae that, that's a pint glass, that's atte… https://t.co/JHg5QzwrfZ
Spanish bar staff clearly want to kill him.
17. And last but not least, Dylan and anyone else that was in Callum's house when this happened.
May have set Callum's house on fire
R.I.P. guys, and R.I.P. those nice kitchen units.