The 22 Most Middle-Class Things That Have Ever Happened In Scotland
“Do you know what this salt needs? More kale.” – No one, ever.
This shameful offer from a Glasgow kebab shop.
This over-the-top kids' entertainment in Edinburgh.
This comment overheard in a Glasgow branch of Waitrose.
And this one, overheard in an Edinburgh branch.
These "kids' favourites."
This "beer brew kale salt", for sale in Edinburgh.
And this peat-smoked Hebridean sea salt spotted in a Scottish branch of Waitrose.
This Pinot Grigio-related outrage.
This deconstructed cheesecake from a Glasgow gastropub.
This overpriced nonsense.
This "artesian water" from Fiji.
This sign in a Scottish branch of Waterstones.
And this exceedingly restrained crime in Bearsden.
This affront to Rabbie Burns.
Not to mention this utter abomination.
This hot coffee, served in a motherflipping glass.
And this coffee served in a bloody shopping trolley.
This unashamedly pretentious bike ride.
This unicycling commuter.
And, of course, this "crochet protest" in Edinburgh.
Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!