1. This beautiful "fannybaws" cross stitch.
2. This dainty "get tae fuck" necklace.
3. This amazing Scottish insult mug.
4. This classy bawbag tote.
5. These sparkling "fucknugget" lights.
6. This elegant vintage plate.
7. Not to mention this "fanny" tea cup.
8. This "cowbag" cow bag.
9. This straightforward badge.
10. This unique keyring, made from a spoon.
11. This mug, featuring Scotland's national animal.
12. This direct and to-the-point T-shirt.
13. This card, which would look so good in a frame.
14. This highly impolite sign.
15. And this incredibly offensive cushion.
16. This T-shirt that tells haters where to go.
17. These insulting china mugs.
A great gift for a fucking idiot who likes tea. £10 each from Not On The High Street.