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21 Rude Scottish Gifts That All Sweary Cunts Will Love

Because everyone needs a bawbag tote, and fucknugget lights.

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1. This beautiful "fannybaws" cross stitch.

Just like your sweariest granny would make. Get it here for £12.00.
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Just like your sweariest granny would make. Get it here for £12.00.

2. This dainty "get tae fuck" necklace.

What a sweet way to tell people to piss off. Just £8.00 from this Etsy shop.
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What a sweet way to tell people to piss off. Just £8.00 from this Etsy shop.

3. This amazing Scottish insult mug.

Other designs include "Yer maw's a welder". Amazing. Get it here for £9.95.
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Other designs include "Yer maw's a welder". Amazing. Get it here for £9.95.

4. This classy bawbag tote.

Perfect for transporting your vulgar cross-stitches. £10 from this shop.
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Perfect for transporting your vulgar cross-stitches. £10 from this shop.

5. These sparkling "fucknugget" lights.

They'd look so lovely on your Christmas tree. Get your own set here for £16.20.
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They'd look so lovely on your Christmas tree. Get your own set here for £16.20.

6. This elegant vintage plate.

For the proudest, gingerest cunt you know. A snip at just £10.99.
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For the proudest, gingerest cunt you know. A snip at just £10.99.

7. Not to mention this "fanny" tea cup.

Which will go just perfectly with your cunt plate. Get it here for £19.99.
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Which will go just perfectly with your cunt plate. Get it here for £19.99.

8. This "cowbag" cow bag.

A lovely gift for your cuntiest cow of a pal. £16.50 from this Etsy shop.
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A lovely gift for your cuntiest cow of a pal. £16.50 from this Etsy shop.

9. This straightforward badge.

You can pin it to your crotch if you're a man. Get it for £1.50 from this Etsy shop.
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You can pin it to your crotch if you're a man. Get it for £1.50 from this Etsy shop.

10. This unique keyring, made from a spoon.

For a gobshite who's always losing their keys. Just £5.00 from this shop.
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For a gobshite who's always losing their keys. Just £5.00 from this shop.

11. This mug, featuring Scotland's national animal.

The real thing isn't pixellated, don't worry. Available here for £7.99.
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The real thing isn't pixellated, don't worry. Available here for £7.99.

12. This direct and to-the-point T-shirt.

"Thanks for letting me know!" Insult all your friends for just £22.30.
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"Thanks for letting me know!" Insult all your friends for just £22.30.

13. This card, which would look so good in a frame.

A great way to tell your fave bawheid that you love them. Get it here for £4.50.
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A great way to tell your fave bawheid that you love them. Get it here for £4.50.

14. This highly impolite sign.

Hang it on your door and no one will bother you. Print it yourself for £3.60.
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Hang it on your door and no one will bother you. Print it yourself for £3.60.

15. And this incredibly offensive cushion.

So sweet and charming. Get it from Redbubble for an oddly specific £14.93.
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So sweet and charming. Get it from Redbubble for an oddly specific £14.93.

16. This T-shirt that tells haters where to go.

For a person who wants to be alone. £15.99 from Get Around Glasgow.
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For a person who wants to be alone. £15.99 from Get Around Glasgow.

17. These insulting china mugs.

A great gift for a fucking idiot who likes tea. £10 each from Not On The High Street.

18. This coaster.

Which is saying that London is pish, basically. Get it here for £3.00.
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Which is saying that London is pish, basically. Get it here for £3.00.

19. This suitably pessimistic message.

"Shite", a word that sums up Scottish weather so well. £10 from this Etsy shop.
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"Shite", a word that sums up Scottish weather so well. £10 from this Etsy shop.

20. This "bampot" badge.

For the radgest, most unhinged fucker in your life. Get it here for £7.00
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For the radgest, most unhinged fucker in your life. Get it here for £7.00

21. And this truly spectacular T-shirt.

Yes, that really does say, "yer maw shat in a carrier bag and punched it." Get it here for £17.52, but probably don't wear it to a job interview or anything.
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Yes, that really does say, "yer maw shat in a carrier bag and punched it." Get it here for £17.52, but probably don't wear it to a job interview or anything.