43 Reasons Absolutely Everyone Hates Fife
It really is the armpit of Scotland.
Let's start by being completely honest: Fife is a total dump.
Everything you've heard is true, it really is ugly.
And there are depressing housing estates everywhere.
In fact, most of the buildings are 1960s tower blocks.
Not to be rude or anything, but what were the architects thinking?
Seriously, it's like something out of a gritty crime novel.
In fact, the towns are so depressing you'll wonder why anyone lives there.
Plus the mean locals constantly bully and harass you.
You'll struggle to find somewhere acceptable to eat in Fife.
And you certainly won't find anything fresh on the menu if you do.
Plus, it's impossible to get a decent dessert anywhere.
Or even a wee treat for the kids.
Or something for the grown-ups, especially if you like a dram.
You won't see any rolling, pretty fields in Fife.
Perhaps it was rural and unspoilt years ago, but not any more.
And although Fife is technically beside the sea, you'd never know it.
It's pretty hard to access the coast as it's all so built up.
And if you do find somewhere with a sea view, there isn't much to look at.
If you're unlucky enough to get stuck in Fife, you'll find there's nothing to do.
No surprising, exciting activities to try.
And no interesting attractions to visit.
Even the parks are a charmless disaster.
There's nothing remotely appealing or magical about a single one.
"Hey, will I be able to see any wildlife in Fife?" LOL nope.
Fife has been completely wildlife-free for years.
But the worst thing of all is its utter lack of historical significance.
Fife doesn't really have any heritage worth mentioning.
Everything is pretty much brand new.
The whole place is basically just one big grubby car park.
If you think a bit of snow might improve the scenery, think again.
In fact, if anything it gets even uglier in winter.
Summer isn't any better...
...autumn is indescribably joyless and bland...
...and spring is a sickening joke.
After just a single day in Fife you'll long to see something charming...
...or just something, anything at all worth taking a photo of.
Sadly, you'll be out of luck.
There isn't a single Instagram filter that could make Fife look good.
It truly is the worst place in all of Scotland.
You should steer well clear if you know what's good for you.
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