26 Hilarious Food Tweets That Prove Scottish Twitter Wins Yet Again

    "Why is it when yer maw makes homemade soup it's breakfast lunch and dinner for the next 8 weeks eh yer life."

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    If u see somecunt in the cinema buy popcorn, nachos n a juice theyre a drug dealer. No other explanation for that sort eh disposable income

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    Here talk aboot the school being skint ,Puttin icing on a hot dog roll and calling it a cake Ahahahahahaha

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    Can't be dealing wi waiters that ask how yer meal is as yer scoffing ur gob full of food, it's in yer name fuckin waiter minute

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    ye dinny want shite old potatoes ye want

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    still affronted at being £6.24 for a pishy baguette n irn bru this morning. Baguette Express? Baguette tae fuck.

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    my brother just got his 4th unconditional for uni and av just eaten a dog biscuit thinkin it was chocolate

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    Theres two type ae cunts in the world, folk that say French toast an then fucking reprobates that say eggy bread

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    Hate these wee pricks , actual sit on yer plate n laugh at ye cos yer dinner is shite

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    There's folk ma age having weans and av just had a tub ae Pringles for ma dinner.

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    Ma maw knows a hate shreddies, n she's been hidin the scran in here for fkn ages wit a snake

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    Why dae pot noodles have instructions? If ye canny figure out how tae pour hot water intae a container then ye shouldny be allowed a kettle

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    Dominos asked robbie how many slices he wanted his pizza cut into 4 or 6 n he said 4 cause he couldn't eat 6

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    Canny see that lasting three month pal

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    its mad to think that if you buy a triple sandwich at Tesco, someone else is eating the other half of the same sandwich

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    what fat gimp in ma fuckin family did this

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    Wee bro just suggested they make Chinese menus like Avon books so u rub ur wrist on a page n smell wit u wanty eat. Tht wean is the future x

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    Canny stand when ye offer someone a fruit pastille or something like that and they start trying to dictate what colour they're having

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    Hen lets be real thats hot chocolate in a bowl

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    Dinny trust anyone who bites ice cream pure terminator teeth

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    Came in to the Hoose to find oot Ma maws made me fajitas a could honestly shag her sometimes

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    Why is it when yer maw makes homemade soup it's breakfast lunch and dinner for the next 8 weeks eh yer life

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    Imagine being a fuckin vegan, walking hame after a night oot steaming like "fuck me i could go a cabbage supper"

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    Wanting a 2L Capri-sun that a can hang above ma bed n just slurp fuck oot it lit a big 6 foot hamster

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    Y is my Instagram full of crushed avocado and poached eggs on toast for breakfast, just have some coco pops and piss off