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24 Fucked-Up Game Glitches That Will Make You Laugh Harder Than You Should

Featuring a dragon that's literally shitting fire.

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1. This Fallout: New Vegas character, who can no longer find bras that fit her.

Madonna, is that you?
Bethesda Softworks

Madonna, is that you?

2. This poor, unfortunate soul in GTA V.

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Killed by bureaucracy.

3. These dejected conjoined sims.

Worst of all, they only have one slice of toast between them.
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Worst of all, they only have one slice of toast between them.

4. This Skyrim dragon, who clearly had too many jalapeƱos the night before.

Not to mention whoever was underneath his lava diarrhoea.
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Not to mention whoever was underneath his lava diarrhoea.

5. And this dragon, who's caught a dancing bug.

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"The club can't even handle me right now."

6. This Sims-taur.

"Please kill me."
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"Please kill me."

7. This FIFA 14 footballer, who has another player lodged up his bum.

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That's not very sportsmanlike.

8. The mother of this...baby?

Jesus.
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Jesus.

9. Wayne Rooney in FIFA 14.

"Wait a minute, those are fake hands."
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"Wait a minute, those are fake hands."

10. This fucked up Rattata.

Nope. No thank you.
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Nope. No thank you.

11. Michael from GTA V.

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WTF was in that drink?

12. LeBron James in NBA 2K14.

You don't need arms to play basketball, right? Right?
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You don't need arms to play basketball, right? Right?

13. This unfortunate Skate 3 character.

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"'He was a skater boy, I said see you later...' oh he's dead. Never mind."

14. And this one.

EA / fyeahskate3glitches.tumblr.com

"Helllllp. Meeeeee."

15. This tiny linebacker in Madden 15.

"Guys? Guys? GUYS?"
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"Guys? Guys? GUYS?"

16. And this giant, armless FIFA 14 goalkeeper.

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"WHY WAS I CREATED? WHY? ARGH."

17. This Sims goldfish.

18. This flying skateboard attacker.

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Who definitely got what he deserved.

19. This crab woman from Saint's Row.

When will games stop setting such unrealistic beauty standards for women?

20. This poor sod on Dragon Age: Origins.

"Are you all right?" "Yeah mate I'm sound, cheers."
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"Are you all right?" "Yeah mate I'm sound, cheers."

21. These nightmarish FIFA players.

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Who look like they're riding invisible horses made out of their own legs.

22. This spoon-faced sim.

"Why the long face? Ahahahahahahahaha."
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"Why the long face? Ahahahahahahahaha."

23. This sim, who's just been caught cheating on his girlfriend.

"Romeo, why hast thou forsaken me?" "Because you're a door."
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"Romeo, why hast thou forsaken me?" "Because you're a door."

24. And, last but not least, this fucked-up Mario.

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Bye, happy childhood memories!