1. Why we pay over £200 to experience this.
2. Why this is such an alarming sight.
3. And why this is so comforting.
*Sighs proudly*
4. Why this terrifying man and his wrinkled son are famous.
5. Why we call this the "big light".
6. Why this observation is still so relevant.
7. Why this makes Scottish people LOL.
8. And what the hell this actually means.
9. Why this qualifies as a joke.
10. Why someone scrawled this outraged graffiti on a Glasgow wall.
11. The meaning of this ancient Scottish proverb.
12. And this one.
13. Why this deeply offensive roll made national news.
14. Why this is so dismaying.
15. Not to mention this.
16. Why we all still celebrate this amazing feat.
#NeverForget
17. Why this substance is so sought-after.
18. Why this was such a blow to our national pride.
19. And why this was such a tragic loss.
20. Why this perfectly timed gag is so funny.
If you don't like Still Game you're no even Scottish.
21. Why this means that the world has ended.
22. And, most importantly, what a jobby is.
