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19 Times Susan Calman Was A Fucking Hilarious Scottish Superstar

Even if she doesn't win Strictly, she's WON ALL OF OUR HEARTS.

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1. When she mildly alarmed her Strictly partner Kevin.

"I'm going to be gentle with Kevin 'cause I don't want to scare him off, so we'll start with a light candlelight supper then maybe a bath."

2. And when she made him a bit jealous.

3. When she invented a hot new fashion trend.

It's hot. My bins smell. Went to sort them. Tied a bra around my face as an improvised facemask. Met the postman. Neither of us mentioned it

4. When she shared her views about men.



5. When she came up with this "unlikely line from a thriller" on Mock the Week.

7. When she surprised us all with her pet care methods.


9. And when she admitted her sinister life goal.

My Lesbian To Do List 1. Get married 2. Adopt fifty cats 3. Recycle lots 4. Get tattoo of Clare Balding 5. Destroy…



10. When she described her perfect romantic night in.

11. When she made this hilarious pledge...

If we get to Blackpool I've promised @keviclifton that I'll get "I love Grimsby" tattooed on my foot. Make it so British public. Make it so

12. ...and stuck to it.

And before anyone asks. Yes. I'm getting "I love Grimsby" tattooed on my foot as I promised I would. Just not while I'm dancing!


16. When she locked horns with Sandi Toksvig.


19. And when she was proud to be a Glaswegian.

At the shops. A man shouted "Good luck in the dancing wee yin! We'll love you even if you're rubbish" I belong to Glasgow.