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21 Times Scottish People Were Genuinely Savage As Fuck

We're nothing if not honest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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1. When Mark got burned by his boss:

"It's Sunday ya fuckin weapon." Nice.
Twitter: @Mark_McLelland

"It's Sunday ya fuckin weapon." Nice.

2. When "Batman" really didn't hold back:

Someone's clearly not too keen on the Royal Family.
Twitter: @BatmanAnderson

Someone's clearly not too keen on the Royal Family.

3. When Ellie's mum scarred her for life:

Ouch.

4. When Ryan was haunted by this guy's shirt:

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5. When this bar publicly shamed a punter:

He won't be doing any more shit-and-runs in there.
Twitter: @kscakes2u

He won't be doing any more shit-and-runs in there.

6. And when this pub didn't pull their punches:

"NO TOP BUTTON WANKERS."
Twitter: @TraumaAnnie

"NO TOP BUTTON WANKERS."

7. When Caroline just went for it:

"Aww that's OK just take it anyway and go on a diet xx." 😲
Twitter: @luciebajnarova

"Aww that's OK just take it anyway and go on a diet xx."

😲

8. When Nick took down this student on Twitter:

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9. When Sal had no time for her mum's complaints:

10. When Kyle's dad didn't hold back:

Bet he's single now.
Twitter: @KyleRafferty97

Bet he's single now.

11. When this guy made a spot-on point:

12. And when Lee smelled bullshit:

Sorry, hamster shit.
Twitter: @LeeTaylorDFC

Sorry, hamster shit.

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13. When Kai said what everyone was thinking:

When you need money to fuel the corsa

It's such a shame that they stop dancing when the Titanic theme comes on.

14. When this bus driver wouldn't take any shite:

15. When a neighbour left this note on a car:

Glaswegians are famously unimpressed by shite parking.
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Glaswegians are famously unimpressed by shite parking.

16. When Darren lured Greggs into a trap:

It’s the only time Greggs staff have ever been burned, tbh. #fucknawcoldpies
Facebook: Greggs

It’s the only time Greggs staff have ever been burned, tbh. #fucknawcoldpies

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17. When Jason's mum made herself very clear:

"You're no getting any mini Mars bars out of me ya wee shites."
Twitter: @Jasonnclark

"You're no getting any mini Mars bars out of me ya wee shites."

18. When this wean was a total player:

He's the James Bond of the West coast.

He's the James Bond of the West coast.

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19. When the Sunday Herald roasted Donald Trump.

Boom.

20. When Hayley reviewed Mark's dinner:

Tbf it does look like a bowl full of sick and willies.

Tbf it does look like a bowl full of sick and willies.

21. And, of course, when Hazel was the fiercest food critic since her namesake Gordon Ramsay:

If you want honest feedback, ask a Scottish nan.
Twitter: @rowram

If you want honest feedback, ask a Scottish nan.