Buzz·Posted on 14 Mar 201622 Times People From Glasgow Gave Absolutely No Fucks"Sorry, this table's reserved for Fanny Man."by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed Staff, UKFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. When this driver managed to insult people without getting out of his car. i.imgur.com 2. And when this person managed to do it without even leaving the house. imgur.com 3. When this guy decided to liven up his fellow Glaswegians' boring Friday commute. STV News @STVNews Man in tartan boxer shorts caused disruption after running across M8 and climbing on cars http://t.co/B7ZbmuV5uC 08:32 AM - 06 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Maybe he was enraged by a certain car numberplate? 4. When Luigi took a zero tolerance approach to wee bams fucking about in his chippy. imgur.com 5. When someone spotted this poster of Gary Barlow and just couldn't hold back. imgur.com 6. And neither could this amateur theatre critic. imgur.com 7. When this resourceful Partick shop worker didn't want a broken bottle of Lambrini to go to waste. i.imgur.com £2.99 for a plastic sack of perry? Bargain. 8. When a rejected Marvel superhero reserved a table in Bloc. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @scott1187 9. When someone started issuing these very direct "parking tickets" in the city centre. imgur.com 10. When this guy decided the police weren’t feeding their horses properly. anorak.co.uk 11. When this cyclist took a novel approach to sport hydration. Twitter: @theonly1iknow "Buckfast makes you bike fast." 12. When a First Bus driver delivered this epic burn. i.imgur.com 13. When this guy wrote the most comprehensive chip shop review of all time. imgur.com "A had a roll n chips 3 weeks ago and it was hum dingin...a ended up shitin ma pants during a toolbox talk the next morning. Beware." 14. When Grant decided to pick a thoroughly clear and accurate domain name for his business. imgur.com And a very literal number plate too. 15. When Rebecca decided to take on ISIS. i.imgur.com 16. When this guy's "pals" decided he'd look much better clingfilmed to a lamp post with dildos for hands. imgur.com 17. And when someone else clingfilmed an entire car. i.imgur.com And made their feelings about it abundantly clear. 18. When this lizard owner casually sparked up while taking his pet for a stroll. imgur.com 19. When her fellow Glaswegians rated Mary Johnston the 87th best attraction in the city. imgur.com "Have you been to Mary Johnston?" 20. When someone decided to give Calum his five minutes of fame. imgur.com 21. When Nigel definitely found a cat. i.imgur.com 22. And, of course, when this guy took "taps aff" to a whole other level. imgur.com Glaswegians = heroes.