18 Times English People Got Burns Night Very Wrong
None of these things are Burns suppers.
1. This is not a Burns supper.
Fantastic meal last night and great company #burnsnight #TheWhitePost @Alicetrott26 @Jfletch08 @TheWhitePost
It's some ham on a chopping board.
2. This is not a Burns' supper.
Today we shall be sipping on Scotch and munching on this. #ItBurns #BurnsNight Thanks @CHICKENliquorUK
It's some fried chicken on a slice of crap bread.
3. This is not a Burns supper.
Beef & Stilton pies at @TheSpottedPig. #BurnsNight is underway.
They are just some pies.
4. This is not a Burns supper.
Our Scottish-inspired roast menu. Just in time for #Burnsnight tomorrow #NoMoreBoringMeals http://t.co/3OExcxdbYF
It's a fucking Christmas dinner.
5. This is not a Burns' supper.
Top places to celebrate Burns Night in #London and beyond https://t.co/yJX08TQLkb #BurnsNight @SauceComms
It's some prawns and thistles.
6. This is not a Burns supper.
#Lobster with #luxurious #XO sauce & glass #noodles! Enjoy it for #BurnsNight #dinner! (^_−)☆ #SeafoodSunday #Yummy
It's lobster with a brandy sauce, served in a tiny boat.
7. This is not a Burns supper.
Fallow deer carpaccio with blackberry to start our #BurnsNight Supper
It's some bits of deer with fruit on.
8. This is not a Burns supper.
The best place for #BurnsNight on January 25th! To book, call +44 (0)20 7064 4464 #SE16 #CanaryWharf #London #Food
It's liver, mash, and flowers.
9. This is not a Burns supper.
Getting ready for burns night @theramsdolton 29th January #BurnsNight #Foodiechats #NorthDevon #bookatable
It is some fish balanced on what look like blocks of uncooked tofu.
10. This is not a Burns supper.
Alternative to haggis for #BurnsNight @jamieoliver Lobster mac 'n' cheese #yum
It's some macaroni cheese with lobsters' bums hanging out of it.
11. This is not a Burns supper.
Potted beef with homemade bread #burnsnight @billyallingham
It's mashed up beef in a cup.
12. This is not a Burns' supper.
Where are you spending #BurnsNight? I'll be at @YardSalePizza, mmmm http://t.co/4wGLRmXVwU @Grazia_Live
It's a pizza with leaves on.
13. This is not a Burns supper.
A lamb veloute, @HendricksginUK haggis, wrapped around neep purée & cheese with a panko & tatty crumb #BurnsNight 👌
It is lamb, haggis, and cheese nuggets served in a rusty bucket.
14. This is not a Burns supper
Fantastic take on haggis, neeps & tatties by @geoffreysmeddle for #BurnsNight https://t.co/fkAxX6LjGd
It's a chicken breast with crisps and weird tiny onions.
15. This is not a Burns supper.
Recipes for #BurnsNight celebrations on Sunday http://t.co/gwJMoeSjgL
It's a curried fish risotto with coriander.
16. This is not a Burns' supper.
It's #BurnsNight tonight and scotch eggs are on the menu! https://t.co/lPnOzFZnK6
Because Scotch eggs are not actually Scottish.
17. This is not a Burns supper.
Followed by....crispy pigs head & 'Stu' made black pudding...loving @SwineThatDines #BurnsNight
This is just upsetting.
18. This is not a Burns supper.
Och aye! @ethicalstripper @BGWMC #poledance #striptease #BurnsNight
This is... actually who knows what the fuck this is.
In case you're still confused, this is a Burns' supper.
The finished result: Haggis, Neeps & Tatties! #BurnsSupper #BurnsNight
Haggis, neeps, tatties, whisky sauce, and a dram. Sláinte.