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    18 Times English People Got Burns Night Very Wrong

    None of these things are Burns suppers.

    1. This is not a Burns supper.

    Fantastic meal last night and great company #burnsnight #TheWhitePost @Alicetrott26 @Jfletch08 @TheWhitePost

    It's some ham on a chopping board.

    2. This is not a Burns' supper.

    Today we shall be sipping on Scotch and munching on this. #ItBurns #BurnsNight Thanks @CHICKENliquorUK

    It's some fried chicken on a slice of crap bread.

    3. This is not a Burns supper.

    Beef & Stilton pies at @TheSpottedPig. #BurnsNight is underway.

    They are just some pies.

    4. This is not a Burns supper.

    Our Scottish-inspired roast menu. Just in time for #Burnsnight tomorrow #NoMoreBoringMeals http://t.co/3OExcxdbYF

    It's a fucking Christmas dinner.

    5. This is not a Burns' supper.

    Top places to celebrate Burns Night in #London and beyond https://t.co/yJX08TQLkb #BurnsNight @SauceComms

    It's some prawns and thistles.

    6. This is not a Burns supper.

    #Lobster with #luxurious #XO sauce & glass #noodles! Enjoy it for #BurnsNight #dinner! (^_−)☆ #SeafoodSunday #Yummy

    It's lobster with a brandy sauce, served in a tiny boat.

    7. This is not a Burns supper.

    Fallow deer carpaccio with blackberry to start our #BurnsNight Supper

    It's some bits of deer with fruit on.

    8. This is not a Burns supper.

    The best place for #BurnsNight on January 25th! To book, call +44 (0)20 7064 4464 #SE16 #CanaryWharf #London #Food

    It's liver, mash, and flowers.

    9. This is not a Burns supper.

    Getting ready for burns night @theramsdolton 29th January #BurnsNight #Foodiechats #NorthDevon #bookatable

    It is some fish balanced on what look like blocks of uncooked tofu.

    10. This is not a Burns supper.

    Alternative to haggis for #BurnsNight @jamieoliver Lobster mac 'n' cheese #yum

    It's some macaroni cheese with lobsters' bums hanging out of it.

    11. This is not a Burns supper.

    Potted beef with homemade bread #burnsnight @billyallingham

    It's mashed up beef in a cup.

    12. This is not a Burns' supper.

    Where are you spending #BurnsNight? I'll be at @YardSalePizza, mmmm http://t.co/4wGLRmXVwU @Grazia_Live

    It's a pizza with leaves on.

    13. This is not a Burns supper.

    A lamb veloute, @HendricksginUK haggis, wrapped around neep purée & cheese with a panko & tatty crumb #BurnsNight 👌

    It is lamb, haggis, and cheese nuggets served in a rusty bucket.

    14. This is not a Burns supper

    Fantastic take on haggis, neeps & tatties by @geoffreysmeddle for #BurnsNight https://t.co/fkAxX6LjGd

    It's a chicken breast with crisps and weird tiny onions.

    15. This is not a Burns supper.

    Recipes for #BurnsNight celebrations on Sunday http://t.co/gwJMoeSjgL

    It's a curried fish risotto with coriander.

    16. This is not a Burns' supper.

    It's #BurnsNight tonight and scotch eggs are on the menu! https://t.co/lPnOzFZnK6

    Because Scotch eggs are not actually Scottish.

    17. This is not a Burns supper.

    Followed by....crispy pigs head & 'Stu' made black pudding...loving @SwineThatDines #BurnsNight

    This is just upsetting.

    18. This is not a Burns supper.

    Och aye! @ethicalstripper @BGWMC #poledance #striptease #BurnsNight

    This is... actually who knows what the fuck this is.

    In case you're still confused, this is a Burns' supper.

    The finished result: Haggis, Neeps & Tatties! #BurnsSupper #BurnsNight

    Haggis, neeps, tatties, whisky sauce, and a dram. Sláinte.

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