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18 Times English People Got Burns Night Very Wrong

None of these things are Burns suppers.

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1. This is not a Burns supper.

Fantastic meal last night and great company #burnsnight #TheWhitePost @Alicetrott26 @Jfletch08 @TheWhitePost

It's some ham on a chopping board.

2. This is not a Burns' supper.

Today we shall be sipping on Scotch and munching on this. #ItBurns #BurnsNight Thanks @CHICKENliquorUK

It's some fried chicken on a slice of crap bread.

3. This is not a Burns supper.

Beef & Stilton pies at @TheSpottedPig. #BurnsNight is underway.

They are just some pies.

4. This is not a Burns supper.

Our Scottish-inspired roast menu. Just in time for #Burnsnight tomorrow #NoMoreBoringMeals http://t.co/3OExcxdbYF

It's a fucking Christmas dinner.

5. This is not a Burns' supper.

Top places to celebrate Burns Night in #London and beyond https://t.co/yJX08TQLkb #BurnsNight @SauceComms

It's some prawns and thistles.

6. This is not a Burns supper.

#Lobster with #luxurious #XO sauce & glass #noodles! Enjoy it for #BurnsNight #dinner! (^_−)☆ #SeafoodSunday #Yummy

It's lobster with a brandy sauce, served in a tiny boat.

7. This is not a Burns supper.

Fallow deer carpaccio with blackberry to start our #BurnsNight Supper

It's some bits of deer with fruit on.

8. This is not a Burns supper.

The best place for #BurnsNight on January 25th! To book, call +44 (0)20 7064 4464 #SE16 #CanaryWharf #London #Food

It's liver, mash, and flowers.

9. This is not a Burns supper.

Getting ready for burns night @theramsdolton 29th January #BurnsNight #Foodiechats #NorthDevon #bookatable

It is some fish balanced on what look like blocks of uncooked tofu.

10. This is not a Burns supper.

Alternative to haggis for #BurnsNight @jamieoliver Lobster mac 'n' cheese #yum

It's some macaroni cheese with lobsters' bums hanging out of it.

11. This is not a Burns supper.

Potted beef with homemade bread #burnsnight @billyallingham

It's mashed up beef in a cup.

12. This is not a Burns' supper.

Where are you spending #BurnsNight? I'll be at @YardSalePizza, mmmm http://t.co/4wGLRmXVwU @Grazia_Live

It's a pizza with leaves on.

13. This is not a Burns supper.

A lamb veloute, @HendricksginUK haggis, wrapped around neep purée & cheese with a panko & tatty crumb #BurnsNight 👌

It is lamb, haggis, and cheese nuggets served in a rusty bucket.

14. This is not a Burns supper

Fantastic take on haggis, neeps & tatties by @geoffreysmeddle for #BurnsNight https://t.co/fkAxX6LjGd

It's a chicken breast with crisps and weird tiny onions.

15. This is not a Burns supper.

Recipes for #BurnsNight celebrations on Sunday http://t.co/gwJMoeSjgL

It's a curried fish risotto with coriander.

16. This is not a Burns' supper.

It's #BurnsNight tonight and scotch eggs are on the menu! https://t.co/lPnOzFZnK6

Because Scotch eggs are not actually Scottish.

17. This is not a Burns supper.

Followed by....crispy pigs head & 'Stu' made black pudding...loving @SwineThatDines #BurnsNight

This is just upsetting.

18. This is not a Burns supper.

Och aye! @ethicalstripper @BGWMC #poledance #striptease #BurnsNight

This is... actually who knows what the fuck this is.

In case you're still confused, this is a Burns' supper.

The finished result: Haggis, Neeps & Tatties! #BurnsSupper #BurnsNight

Haggis, neeps, tatties, whisky sauce, and a dram. Sláinte.

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