Buzz·Posted on 18 Oct 201622 Things Scots Do That Would Get Other People ThumpedNot wearing underwear, eating cheese-in-burgers, drinking all Hogmanay: It's great being Scottish.by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Using "cunt" as a friendly greeting. 2. Getting your bum out at weddings. 3. Making fun of Scottish towns. 4. Being casually smutty at all times. 5. Drinking for three solid days at New Year. 6. Sunbathing literally anywhere. 7. Eating deep-fried fast food. 8. And having stuff like this for breakfast: 9. Saying "here" every few seconds. 10. Being incredibly vengeful. 11. Spending whole weekends in the pub. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Ripping fifty shades of piss out of your friends. 13. And casting aspersions on people's mums. 14. Swearing very very loudly at gigs. 15. Defending Irn-Bru to the death, even if we hate it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Tweeting in our own accent. 17. Vandalising* statues. 18. Putting haggis on pizza. View this photo on Instagram 19. Asking the police daft questions. 20. Conducting a whole phone conversation using just three words: "Awrite", "naw", and "aye." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. Never mincing your words. 22. Being very, very angry about things that happened in the 1300s. 23. And, of course, trolling Donald Trump.