1. Burgers in Scotland: Meathammer Ltd / BuzzFeed Burgers in America: imgur.com A burger without a layer of delicious, spicy haggis is a very sad burger indeed. 2. Tourist attractions in Scotland: geograph.org.uk / Creative Commons Tourist attractions in America: en.wikipedia.org / Creative Commons “Want to come with me to see the world’ s largest chest of drawers in North Carolina?” “Er, naw I’ll leave it thanks.” 3. Breakfast in Scotland: instagram.com Breakfast in America: instagram.com Bacon, eggs, pancakes, syrup, and bloody fruit? You've lost your way as a nation. 4. Patriotism in Scotland: Facebook: BuzzFeedScotland Patriotism in America: imgur.com 5. Lunch in Scotland: instagram.com Lunch in America: imgur.com Mmmm. 6. Universities in Scotland: Flickr: ajthackway / Creative Commons Universities in America: imgur.com "What did you major in?" "Liberal Farts." 7. Festivals in Scotland: Facebook: 653789334701294 Festivals in America: imgur.com Look at all these dafties doing yoga at Coachella. Festivals are for getting oot ya nut and writing “cunt” on your forehead, not stretching your bum muscles. 8. Wildlife in Scotland: imgur.com Wildlife in America: Twitter: @hiimjake 9. Banter in Scotland: commons.wikimedia.org / Via Creative Commons/ Overheard In Glasgow Banter in America: youtube.com / BuzzFeed 10. Healthcare in Scotland: Flickr: lupinehorror / Creative Commons / BuzzFeed Healthcare in America: imgur.com This $153,161.25 bill is for a rattlesnake bite. The worst thing that’ll bite you in Scotland is a midge or drunk guy, but at least they’re not poisonous. 11. Whisky in Scotland: Brendan Macneill for BuzzFeed / Hilary Mitchell Whiskey in America: imgur.com Americans can’t even spell the word right, plus that sour mash crap tastes like syrupy TCP. Worst of all, they put ice in it. Heathens. 12. Men in Scotland: Imgur.com Men in America: imgur.com Sorry, guys. At least you don't have to deal with bagpipe music though.