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24 Photos That Prove Americans Should Definitely Move To Scotland

Scotland rules, America drools.

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1. Burgers in Scotland:

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Burgers in America:

A burger without a layer of delicious, spicy haggis is a very sad burger indeed.
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A burger without a layer of delicious, spicy haggis is a very sad burger indeed.

2. Tourist attractions in Scotland:

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Tourist attractions in America:

“Want to come with me to see the world’ s largest chest of drawers in North Carolina?” “Er, naw I’ll leave it thanks.”
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“Want to come with me to see the world’ s largest chest of drawers in North Carolina?” “Er, naw I’ll leave it thanks.”

3. Breakfast in Scotland:

Breakfast in America:

Bacon, eggs, pancakes, syrup, and bloody fruit? You've lost your way as a nation.
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Bacon, eggs, pancakes, syrup, and bloody fruit? You've lost your way as a nation.

4. Patriotism in Scotland:

Patriotism in America:

5. Lunch in Scotland:

Lunch in America:

Mmmm.
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Mmmm.

6. Universities in Scotland:

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Universities in America:

"What did you major in?" "Liberal Farts."
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"What did you major in?" "Liberal Farts."

7. Festivals in Scotland:

Festivals in America:

Look at all these dafties doing yoga at Coachella. Festivals are for getting oot ya nut and writing “cunt” on your forehead, not stretching your bum muscles.
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Look at all these dafties doing yoga at Coachella. Festivals are for getting oot ya nut and writing “cunt” on your forehead, not stretching your bum muscles.

8. Wildlife in Scotland:

Wildlife in America:

9. Banter in Scotland:

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Banter in America:

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10. Healthcare in Scotland:

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Healthcare in America:

This $153,161.25 bill is for a rattlesnake bite. The worst thing that’ll bite you in Scotland is a midge or drunk guy, but at least they’re not poisonous.
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This $153,161.25 bill is for a rattlesnake bite. The worst thing that’ll bite you in Scotland is a midge or drunk guy, but at least they’re not poisonous.

11. Whisky in Scotland:

Brendan Macneill for BuzzFeed / Hilary Mitchell

Whiskey in America:

Americans can’t even spell the word right, plus that sour mash crap tastes like syrupy TCP. Worst of all, they put ice in it. Heathens.
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Americans can’t even spell the word right, plus that sour mash crap tastes like syrupy TCP. Worst of all, they put ice in it. Heathens.

12. Men in Scotland:

Men in America:

Sorry, guys. At least you don't have to deal with bagpipe music though.
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Sorry, guys. At least you don't have to deal with bagpipe music though.