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26 Fucking Batshit Things That Happened In Scotland In 2016

Stolen toilets, huge cocks, furious deer...oh, Scotland. What on Earth would we do without you?

1. A takeaway invented a Scotch pie and beans pizza.

2. And this pizza place tried to recycle dough.

3. An entire cash machine was stolen at T in the Park.

4. And of course people took the piss.

5. This guy was spotted using a tent peg as a piercing.

6. And this teenager ran out of suncream and had to improvise.

7. These happy-go-lucky police officers decided to have fun on a rope swing in Aberdeen.

8. This Paisley charity shop got a bit of a surprise.

9. And so did Pablo in Glasgow.

10. Over in Fife, someone was flogging a real bargain.

11. Someone came up with an interesting new transport method in Glenrothes.

12. Maybe she was taking her injured pal to see this?

13. Meanwhile, in Inverness...

14. Trump visited Scotland in June, and got hilariously, inventively, and weirdly trolled.

15. And, you know, just generally told to fuck off.

16. This guy didn't give a single fuck about terrorism.

17. Whereas this poor sod had the opposite experience.

18. These Dundee sun-worshippers risked death to catch a few rays.

19. And in Glasgow, people sunned themselves literally anywhere.

The sound of the M8 is so soothing on a summer's day.

20. Someone nicked this guy's shower and toilet.


21. A dog walker captured this majestic scene.

22. This shopper got a truly amazing free gift.

23. And this Glaswegian postie needed a bit of extra energy to finish his shift.

24. It's OK though, because the bus driver was a bit distracted.

25. This lengthy diversion popped up on Jura.

26. And finally, this weird looking, pissed-off stag summed up how everyone felt about 2016.