Buzz·Posted on 26 Jul 201723 Of The Funniest, Most Liked, And Retweeted Scottish Tweets Of All Time"Ever wanty wrap yersel in foil get inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck?"by Hilary MitchellBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This truly excellent point: Goudie @Goudie15 Why dae folk ask babies stupid shite lit "Ur gettin big arent ye?" As if the wee cunts gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein 07:05 PM - 10 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. This wee genius: 3. This very weird threat: Ryan King @ryankingg Just seen a bird shoutin at her bairn to put his pants on then pointed at me sayin 'look the mans gonna steal ur willy'. Wtf no am no 01:56 PM - 19 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. This political punchline: Jennifer Agnew @jen_agnew "Never have I ever ran through a field of wheat" 12:02 AM - 07 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. This appealing proposition: sheep @cannyswim Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck 01:30 PM - 22 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. This absolute twat of a cat: s t e f @steffan888 Just fell through the roof trying to get the cat canny believe it she's still up there tae 05:56 PM - 23 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. This spot-on observation: CallumOgston @CallumOgston When the ref asks to see ur studs before kick off 07:18 PM - 30 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. This shocking realisation: Adam @Ad_Ryan96 Took me 18 years to realise the alphabet is twinkle twinkle little stars. 09:23 PM - 16 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. This extremely subtle criminal: Gregor Ford @GregorJFord Never sell a golf club on Facebook to someone from East Kilbride! 05:02 PM - 30 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. This brilliant description: millie @officiaIwinemom when you walk back into the sesh after throwing up 06:59 PM - 13 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. This universal truth: mo @mrgynmcdwll sudocrem acc fixes everythin wee bita acne??? sudocrem! broke yer leg? put some sudocrem on it!!! yer boyfs cheatin on ye? sudocrem the cunt 08:42 PM - 30 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. This hilarious comparison: bethan @bethanduncalf Glasgow vs Cambridge 08:06 PM - 30 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. This withering put-down: callum @_calgle Obviously fuckin not 04:44 PM - 16 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. This baffling bit of first aid: Charlotte @Charlismyname Meanwhile in Glasgow... #pigeonCPR 05:14 PM - 18 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. This excellent celebrity lookalike: josh fox @xofjosh put an elastic band round ma head in work n sumdy said a look like cara delevinge n tbh a see it 02:21 PM - 20 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Not to mention this one: Louis @DorsettLouis My uncle went Magaluf for a stag weekend and everyone thought he was Morgan Freeman 11:02 AM - 27 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. This tragic fall from grace: chloe @chlxevictxria Paris Hilton having a clothing line with lidl is the absolute grand finale of 2016 09:30 PM - 21 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. This brilliant takeaway review: Connor McLaughlin @_ConnorM this review someone left on just eat 😂😂😭😭 09:39 PM - 25 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. This "at least they tried" pub sign: Gladbach @borussia_en 👍 #fohlenelf #UCL #CELBMG 02:26 PM - 19 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. This pill-popping gran: Kyle @kylechristie0 Fuck sake Gran it's only Wednesday 05:35 PM - 21 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. And this confusing dedication: nathan henderson @nathann_h A boy at avicii telt me his dad died cos of MDMA and when the beat dropped he was proper crying his eyes out shoutin "ma dad died for this" 04:42 PM - 13 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. This disgruntled employee: Will @willsaxo95 Funny that @sainsburys xmas advert is all about being at home wi family at xmas, yet they've got me down to work xmas eve and boxing day 11:58 AM - 14 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. And finally, this beautiful morning serenade: rachael @milphitchell 07:21 PM - 11 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite Never change, Scottish Twitter. Never change.